Guilty Or Not Guilty

[Guest Melody Fate]

Not guilty. No one would believe me.

Eaten waffles or pancakes for dinner.

[Nanaea]

Waffles for dinner, mmmm. I love resturants that serve breakfast all day.

Has eaten pizza for breakfast.

[Guest Melody Fate]

Of course! The way to judge a good pizza is on how well it tastes while cold.

Has drank maple syrup straight out of the bottle.

[polywolly]

Not guilty. I don't even like it much on my waffles.

Has let someone do something stupid--i.e. step on rake, trip over hose, walk into a closed sliding glass door, etc--even though there was plenty of time to stop them.

[StoryJunkie]

yes, yes I was guilty, in retrospect. My brother, into the glass door. I did open my mouth, but at the last minute, decided that it was too late.

(and well, Agaib, I'm able to get drunk on 1/2 a beer, so the cid was probably something already naturally in my system. You should be me...all the pretty colors!)

G or NG: Has let someone do something stupid--i.e. step on rake, trip over hose, walk into a closed sliding glass door, etc--even though there was plenty of time to stop them. (that was such an interesting concept, I thought I'd ask it again)

[Guest SweetMisery1]

guilty... watching people hurt themselves is too much fun

Has walked out of a store without informing the cachier that they gave you too much change (maybe you even gained money)

[polywolly]

Not guilty. No matter how tempted I've been or how poor the math skills of the cashier...

Has given bad or just plain wrong directions on purpose.

[Guest arora]

Guilty, its funny to see someone realize that they have been going in circles, and I’m mean.

G or NG, has told someone to go get something that doesn't exist just to get rid of them. (i.e sent someone to the store to get a can of A.I.R.)

[Guest Melody Fate]

Guilty. I used to work in a company that made replacement windows and we'd send people to look for "liquid glass" in the storeroom.

Bought for yourself, a Chia Pet

[Guest Agaib]

Not guilty

bought somthing expensive and never checked to make sure the math was done right

[Guest Melody Fate]

Guilty (I assume you mean bought something without making sure I could afford it?)

Has or knows someone who has a clapper, and uses it.

[dazzledfirestar]

guilty... but its my old arthritic grandmother!

Has faked sick at work to go home early

[quamp]

Not guilty. I need the money too much to leave work early.

Has gone to work sick.

[dazzledfirestar]

Guilty. Two weeks of "No really, I'm okay." Found out later it was mono... not fun.

Has gone to work drunk

[Guest arora]

Guilty, but only because my chief called everyone at 11pm the night we returned to home port, to go over to his house for an impromptu party. Free beer from the boss, who was I to say no? The next day most of us were still drunk and one person threw up in the helo that he was laying in, to hung over to make it to the bathroom.

Ahh, the good ol’ days.

G or NG

Purposely gone out all night knowing that you had to go to work the next day.

[Guest Agaib]

Guilty. Somtimes I just dont think ahead.

G or NG

Has been on a ship bigger than a motor boat

[redsliver]

Guilty, ferry from North Sydney Nova Scotia to Newfoundland is a bit bigger than a motor boat.

Has returned a gift they had received from someone besides their family.

[Guest Agaib]

Not guilty.

has cheated on a test

[Guest Melody Fate]

Guilty. Didn't get caught either.

Deliberately drove a car into a puddle to splash someone standing on the sidewalk.

[Guest Agaib]

Not Guilty

Has witnessed a fight inside a church

[Guest Melody Fate]

Guilty. *Shrugs* Kids are kids.

Told someone their baby wasn't cute.

[Guest Agaib]

Not guilty

Has seen a really ugly baby but didn't say anything about it.

[Guest Melody Fate]

Guilty.

Snuck into a movie without paying.

[Guest Agaib]

Not guilty

Has bought somthing they couldn't afford and knew it

[Guest Melody Fate]

Guilty

Spent a whole day in PJ's even though you weren't sick.