Goddess of Passion

Ouch! Pokes with a dildo.

I am sleepless tonight, so I am spamming the forum games!

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^ is wrong. I just preferred to lurk for some months.

Eew... *jumps aside* chucks a bottle of wine

NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!! *pokes with a rotten egg*

Partly Geeky Computer Stuff - Software and Hardware 1) Sue and Bob: (M/F) Bob was hanging around the local _VISTA_ when he saw Sue. "Hey Sue!" he called, "You look really _BUGGED_, do you want to go and _FORMAT_ or _PROGRAM_?" "Oh yes!" Sue squirmed in delight. Bob grabbed Sue and began to _DRAG-AND-DROP_ her _WINDOWS_. Sue leaned back and with a throaty moan began to_INSTALL_ on Bob's_JOYSTICK_. Bob felt his _KEYBOARD_ was going to _SHIFT_!!! Never had it felt like this before! Sue began to use her_MOUSE_ to_CLICK_ over and over again on Bob's_HARDDISK_. "_RELEASE_!" Bob roared in pleasure,"I'm gonna_COMPILING_" "Do it Bob!" Sue encouraged him as she continued to _TYPE_ on his_WORKSTATION_ for _65535_(insert number) times. "That was so _DEBUGging_, baby!" Bob breathed deeply, "Let's do it again." "OK," Sue eyed him sexily, "but only if you _CONFIGURE_ my _SYSTEM_ this time!" "You got it babe!" Bob said_MICRO-SOFTLY_. THE END. Computer and Console Games 2) Kevin and Rob (M/M) With deep indigo eyes Kevin was known to be the best_TOMB RAIDER_ in the land. However the one thing that made his heart flutter with desire to _COMMAND AND CONQUER_ was Rob. How could he not crave that _DEMIGOD_ hunk of Rob's hot,_TIC TAC TOE_? As he entered the desolate room he spied the golden haired Rob in the corner. "There you are!" Kevin pointed at him, "I have been wanting to _TETRIS_ your_SONIC_ all day long! Are you ready to _SIMS_ to me?" With a half arrogant smirk, Rob nodded, "Do you think you can make me_FALLOUT_ your_FINAL FANTASY_?" Kevin began to feel his _CIVILIZATION_ rising to the occasion, "Yeah I bet I can make you!" he accepted the challenge. Both men closed the gap between them and Rob instantly reached out and_STARCRAFT_ on Bob's_CALL OF DUTY_. "What did you thing of that, you big _MASS EFFECT_." Rob asked with his own _SUPER MARIO_ growing. "Oh,_WoW_!" Kevin moaned in _NEED FOR SPEED_ and now his _FABLE_body began to grab Rob with _DIABLO_ intent! Both mens hands began to _IRON GRIP_ as their _SECRET SERVICE_ met in a passionate_FAR CRY_. With frenzied speed Kevin began to undo Rob's_EMPIRE_ and freed his_WITCHER_. Rob shivered in want and anticipation of the _BIOSHOCK_ he knew Kevin would give him. "Yeah, I want it _LEGENDARY_ and long!" Rob breathed in deeply. Kevin now _SACRED_ Rob's body and began to _DEAD SPACE_ his_HARD TRUCK_ against Rob's_GEARS OF WAR_. Both men began to _BROTHERS IN ARMS_ in a deep passion as they_STRONGHOLD_ on one another. Rob felt Kevin's _HITMAN_ filling up his tight_DIRT_ and he groaned in passion as he felt his own_RAYMAN_ getting ready to_DOOM_. Reaching around he began to stroke Kevin's_LITTLE BIG PLANET_ as both men began to hit_QUAKE_. Afterwards Rob looked at Kevin with a look of _THINGS ON WHEELS_ and said, "You can make me _COMPANY OF HEROES_ anyday!" The end!

I am glad that it's weekend! :-))

^ hates spiders and snakes.

energy

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Banned for trying to be logic. LOGIC? On THIS planet? ;-)

I know how you feel... almost. I never had any talent - or had I? I never finished a fanfiction, mod or drawing so far. My drawings still look like kid's scribbling's, my few short stories and poems... I don't know. But don't you do this for yourself in the first place? Why do you think everything you try is junk? Well, I know this feeling. I don't have much time at the moment, and whenever I try something my head feels empty. But you shouldn't give up. Try playing computer games or watching films you love until you feel the urge to do something creative. Don't try to force yourself, though. That's what I try at the moment... Hope you will feel better soon. *hug*

Banned for banning other people!

Not guilty. I don't have a sister... Has dreamed of another man or woman while being in bed with her or his partner.

Thanks, eats the cake and chucks a can of cat food.

Closer - in my pants.

I am tired an thus going to bed soon...

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