Harley Quinn hyenaholic

Not Guilty - I don't have any friends. Unless you count those Internet people. G/NG: Ever, without meaning to, made somebody fall for you on the Internet even though you already have a partner? (shuffles feet a bit)

I get my story ideas from music. And my dreams. The LAST time I had a dream where I (as in me) was being raped in the She-Ra universe by Skeletor. Bow was present for some reason. It was really more of a nightmare, because I don't enjoy REAL rape. Also, dreams have been helpful lately in adding to my current Transformers Mpreg. Cause everybody loves Mpreg. Yeah! FEEL THE PAIN!

I have nothing in MIND, I want you to know that. But I can easily think of something. And it will have something to do with Transformers and Robot Sex. Most likely Plug'n'Play, but also Semi-Plug. I'm not picky what gender you are or want to be. Hell, I'm not even that picky about WHO you want to be. Just so long as you're not worried about it getting a little rough at times over that IM connection.

Ah, I remember my first Sue. You wouldn't really notice because it was a good story and I was anal about spelling and grammar even then. But I was 14 and the general characterisation of the OC just howled "Pointless Self-Insert". Anyway, I call Mary Sue's defining characteristic "Vitamin Special". Sure, sure, it relies on skill too. But Vitamin Special is my favorite term. It defines that Mary Sue can turn Wolverine, Jack Sparrow, or god forbid, Jason Voorhees (I swear I found one) into a stable, sane, loving guy who'll stick around for the baby. Mary Sue can persuade Megatron that humans aren't that bad after all. Mary Sue's long hair never splits. Her eyes are shimmering emeralds, not just green. She can handle a six foot greatsword with the agility of a warrior who's been doing it since he was seven, just by picking the damn thing up. She's great in bed and has an orgasm on her first try. Mary Sue has no flaws. Mary Sue NEEDS no flaws! Except perhaps that everybody loves her. Not that her author ever takes a flaw like that seriously. You can work with flaws like "Too nice!" and I know my medic works with the flaw "Emotional cripple" - something you don't just get over because you fall in love.

While I do have concerns that my OCs (who have a tendency to shack up with hot males) are a bit Mary Sueish, fortunately, I know the difference between a character created to be an idealised version of me, and a character created because my imagination wouldn't shut the hell up. Take... oooooh... Hotwire. Gets shacked up with Barricade. That's a problem, I won't deny. But at least she doesn't change him. He's still Barricade. A Decepticon. A fractious bastard. Otherwise he wouldn't be attractive if I were emotionally diseased, and I wouldn't have a door poster of the Bad Cop on my door. Also, nobody's being taken away from him. I dislike stealing people from people who are already shacked up. Oh yes, and I don't think Litmus Tests are much use. After all, one of the early questions is "Is your character the same gender as you?" Well really. There's only two genders to pick from anyway, and there's a 50% chance it will or will not be you. And if it is the same gender as you, why's that such a sure thing for a Sue? Now if it's deliberate, maybe, but if not, you just got a point, biatch!