Harley Quinn hyenaholic

Look, you can see it all from his one account. No need to list specific fandoms - although in the twenty minutes since I reported this creep, he's expanded by another 700 stories and 2 fandoms. We need updated code. The site runners have been putting this off for two or more years now, and they can't keep doing it anymore. They can keep people like this out, or they can see the site collapse around them. For want of a nail...

Look, I love you guys to death and all, but you've been saying you'll sort out the ancient code on this site for what, two, three years now? It's not just review bombers any more. It's story bombers. And you can block the accounts but you can't stop them from making MORE accounts. Again and again. And it's not going to get any better. Right now, all you can do is delete their shit. When it was only a few people's review boards they damaged, it was small and insensitive... but it was bearable. Now they're sitting hard on EVERYBODY. For fuck's sake, I've DONATED to this site to help keep it up. I didn't donate to see shit like this happening. And I love you guys, and I love the freedom I have here to post what I want, but you can either update the code, move to a new server that can protect the site... or say so long to writers, readers, donors and advertisers. And yes, I know this should have gone under board. But that's my bad, and this point still stands.

Oh, and there's this other guy - a copycat or the same dick - who's doing the same thing, but he hasn't gotten further than Transformers. Have ANOTHER link. http://anime.adult-fanfiction.org/authors.php?no=1296863480

There's this guy posting one fanfic repeatedly for the glee of pissing people off. Have a link: http://anime.adult-fanfiction.org/authors.php?no=1296863488

I just wrote a fic in which a Transformer was kept chained to a table for sex for two years. It was hot, especially when Bumblebee threw up in a corner. I'd never fuck hedgehogs or giant alien robots, or chain somebody to a table for two years or rape somebody. Or be gay. But for some reason, people say I'm sick for writing about it or occasionally fantasising that I'm an alien robot. What's their problem? I'm not doing it. My fantasies involve me as the same species as my partners. I don't go out and rape people. Save your revulsion for people who deserve it.

I saw this person doing it on FF.net. It was reported and deleted there - twice - but now it looks like they've come here to wreak a little havok, trying to go where they won't be recognised. TOO BAD BITCH! It's not my story they're stealing; it's somebody called 'scienceteacherSE' on ff.net. I think that's it, anyway. But I know, because I ASKED to borrow it. And several other stories of theirs, I understand. Jeez they even ripped the title. Plagiarism disgusts me. But this creep has tried repeatedly over at ff.net; I don't doubt they'll try repeatedly here. This is the story they posted. Moron Plagiarist These are accusations on ff.net. For accusations, just press reviews They have one other story but I wouldn't be surprised if that was stolen too. I'm sorry that I can't remember the name of the original author, but some of those reviewers at ff.net might.

I got a better idea than inviting them to the dark side OR the light side. Invite them to the 'write' side! *is shot several times, in knees and elbows, for that apalling pun* It was worth it, just to be the first in this topic to say it... And I'm not always perverted. Why, I'm now writing my first sexless story in years! (Which will not go up here, but hey, what you gonna do?)

I think the only word that turns me off is 'cunt'. That, and lousy spelling. Not just regular mistakes that slipped the eye, but things proving that there's no way that somebody could have given it a proof-read. Or that a dog jumped on a keyboard randomly.

More accursed review bombing. Here are a whole bunch that haven't been removed. Visit My Website I just can't open the review page. So I can't tell you who's doing it.

Run out of things to say, Arch? Now, let's get back on topic. I hate Trolls. I suppose everybody has a kind of Troll they hate worst. There's the kind who come to forums for the purpose of starting arguments, for example. They don't even know how to be subtle. They suck.

If you don't think fanfiction is important, interesting or a serious business, Arch, what are you doing here? This forum is accessible primarily through a fanfiction board. You are just here to piss people off. Who's freaking out? If I've 'freaked out' anywhere on this board, it's when I'm busy reporting Trolls. Which means you must have at some point tracked my posts there, since nobody would bother going in there unless they were trolled or something. Aw... do you have a crush on me, Arch? YOU know something, Arch? Try reading your posts again. YOU are a hypocrite.

Oh-ho, Arch, so you think I'm getting worked up? Hun, I've been ganged up on by the better half of a forum and kept my cool. And no, that wasn't half a forum Trolling me; in fact I'd spent quite a lot of time inducing it. Comparing insults over the internet to Trolling? That's like comparing going on a diet to anorexia. You're saying a lot about your personal experience of the world in that post, and none of it is complimentary. Your ignorance both astounds and amuses me, Arch. I seriously doubt you've ever been raped OR Trolled. If the rape comparison's what's getting you all riled up about this, you really should have said so before you started insulting people. People have been review bombing and Trolling my fanfics a very long time before I started this topic. I suppose you mean 'taking it as a joke' means you think it's funny. Man but I almost wish my life was so pointless and empty that I had the time to locate any fanfics you've ever written (assuming you have the skill and intelligence to write anything with more depth than a Songfic) and post a few review bombs there, then see if you still think it's funny. But as I said, my life's far too busy for that. Now if you'll excuse me, I have pixel art to perfect, fanfics to continue, and computer games to play. All are more productive ways to spend the time than the act of Trolling. But then, passing a shit on the toilet is a more productive way to spend the time.

Unless of course, Arch is that person who's using bots to do it. Of course he wouldn't care what people felt about review bombs then, because he's causing them. Yeah, that would be just like that sort of dick. Sets a bot to do his dirty work, then comes here and makes a few nasty remarks in person to feel like a big man. Or maybe you're a friend with the guy with the bots? Yeah, sounds tough, but maybe a Troll's got friends? Of course, they'd have to be as obnoxious and unfeeling as each other. And every time you bomb a fic, you sit at an IM, laughing together at the people you just hurt and sharing jokes at your own cleverness. "I insulted you because I felt like it." Yeah, I bet that makes you feel so important. Are you expecting somebody to agree with you?

It's happening again, right now. More review bombing to my account. It must be a bot. No human could do it this fast. I already can't access two of my fanfics' reviews, and the third is having trouble loading. I've got the name of him: Jerkwad (aka DeadNiagraStorage). He's also attacking other stories. One example is id # 3000061425 You have to stop these bots. Anyway, anyhow. It's just getting too much, and I know that's the point, but I think this is the third time this week my stories have been attacked.

Did you read any of my fanfics before you said that, Arch? Or any of the fanfics which have been attacked recently? Or did you just feel like insulting a high percentage of people on this board? And teachers too, for that matter. Disruptive students show up whether a teacher sucks at their job or not, and so do Trolls. I'd say Trolls are to writers as dog turds are to sidewalks - their existance is meaningless and they're a stain on society.

There's about a million avatars to choose from and frequently something you might be interested in is in there, but it's really hard to find. They're not alphabetised or anything. Some of them don't even have appropriate names. I'd be happy to do it myself but it's probably harder than it looks and besides I don't know a lot of those fandoms. How about you do one of these things? a) Rename the avatars (like with names like 'Naruto01' and 'Naruto02' and so on) and alphabetise them to make it easy to pick out one for a fandom you like. Allow people to make their own avatars. Yeah, I know the pixel and byte size would be restricted but it's still easier to make one than to go through each and every one of the current mess.

The story Already Broken got review bombed. I managed to delete them myself, but the gimp who did it had to be logged in to do it. So I've got his username right here and you can shove a ban (and a corkscrew) right up his ASS. The asshole hasn't even got any stories up - he's obviously just here to Troll. MitchCockSucker (is a Troll bombing ASSHOLE) Out of curiosity, when you ban these creeps, do you ban their computers, or just their e-mail adresses? Because you can get new email adresses easily (you probably know that) cus there's about a million places to send e-mails to, and I've got three e-mail addresses just for that purpose (although I swear on my own personal eyeballs it wasn't things like this I was banned for).

Damn right, Black Mage. That's the sort of question Universal Litmus Tests use. "Are your character's eyes a colour not used in nature?" "Well red isn't a colour found in nature but my character's a robot so-" "SHADDUP! That's five points! Now, is your character related to a canon?" "Well yeah, but their distinct character development makes them infinitely more interesting and it's part of the whole POINT-" "SHUT THE FUCK UP! Ten points!"

Somebody's just review bombed the majority of my fanfics so badly I can't even get in. I don't even allow anonymous reviews now but they've STILL done it. It makes me sick.I'd sure enjoy beating their head in with a socket wrench right now.

It's happened AGAIN. Author Page Some serious review bombing on a large number of my fanfics, so bad I can't even get in. And this is so heavy that I cannot even get in to delete them. Please do something about it. I mean, I'm not even allowing anonymous reviews now, so they must be logged in, except I can't see who it is.

Incidentally, I'm currently writing an AFF fanfic with NO SEX AT ALL. Just to explain how a character can be fucked up in the head without the need for rape.

If you can do this, I will personally write a fanfic in your honour involving you (or somebody with your username) slaughtering a small city populated only by Trolls. Also I will promote you as a Goddess and create a religion in your honour.

Mortifer's got it exactly right. Especially how when it's happening you feel entirely helpless. Hmmm... it might be interesting to put in a list of what you think should happen to Trolls though. 1: I think we should jam a knife in their ear and kill them fast. 2: I think we should jam a corkscrew in their genitals and kill them slow. 3: I don't care. 4: I am a Troll, and I think I am a God, therefore I cannot be killed.

Well sure it's fucked up. Perhaps comparing them to people who fuck pigs would be more appropriate?

I hate Trolls. Above all Trolls whom I despise I despise Megareview trolls most of all. Making it difficult to read your reviews. Displaying that their lives are so pointless and pathetic that they can spend hours posting thousands of identical reviews over and over again. Often in response to a bad review you left. Pathetic and useless beyond belief, we may write stories of nothing but smut, but they do this to crush our spirits. It's cruel and destructive. Don't they know there's a Remove Review button right there? Trolling is low. Lower than just about any form of insulting people you. Lower than sticking your cock in a pig. Lower than anything, only falling short of rape, which, incidentally, it ressembles. It's pointless. It doesn't remove the fanfic. It doesn't stop the author writing. It only spreads hate and fear.