JayDee

The fact that on the one hand, HP fans will read just about anything, but on the other hand tend to be extremely judgemental about other people's pairing and character preferences.
(Speaking about the HP fandom as a collective, not about any specific members of the community)

Yes, it's time for a morass of negativity.

I most regret that the Spike/Buffy pairing became widely known as Spuffy instead of Bike.
You?

Oh, you're adorable! Starting a post like that with the line:
Too funny. You Sir and/or Madam have made my day. The whole post is so expertly crafted. I especially like the bit where you give an opinion that folks on discussion forums should only give opinions if asked for opinions... when not asked! But it's pretty much all high class 'net flamewar bait (heck, vintage - I recall variations of "I'm not sure you have the mental capacity to understand it" on usenet). I salute you! And you should totally write riddles. I'm gonna have to risk being interpreted as peevish again and echo that wishing well in the future to you. I know it's hard to tell on the internet but this is totally not sarcasm, or even snark. G'luck!

Just in case it helps anyone, I found it necessary to follow the guide for IE10 on my older unit running IE9 to upload a story. Thanks for the guide!

The exception to the rule is Star Wars, where every single thing from the original trilogy has been given a backstory of several books, comics and occasionally video games. It's slightly scary.

You all remember last year, middle of September?
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Has anybody ever done a read-the-book HP fic where hufflepuffs flick through desperately looking for anything interesting about their house/students?

I thought The Simpsons already did that

My old desktop...

I once set out to write a Sailor Moon AU. Started with small changes in setting, which got bigger and bigger. Charcters changed in appearance, then attitude, then name, even gender. History switched round and the magic flowed away and Bam! I suddenly realised it had become a non-au Happy Days fanfic instead.
D'oh.

I sure hope it gets knocked out higher up, I for one would not enjoy life in a Georgia prison for writing dirty stories.

Many congratulations to the author!

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Thought I'd just take a moment to promote this most recent e-book by an adult-fanfiction.org writer who doesn't use the forums:

Click here to buy for cheap-as-cheap e-book price!
Don't have a Kindle? You can buy it for the free Amazon app Kindle for PC! -
(Which is also very useful for all of the many, many free e-books Amazon has available.)
Thanks for reading this promotion!

Thought I'd just take a moment to promote this most recent e-book by an adult-fanfiction.org writer who doesn't use the forums:

Click here to buy for cheap-as-cheap e-book price!
Don't have a Kindle? You can buy it for the free Amazon app Kindle for PC! -
(Which is also very useful for all of the many, many free e-books Amazon has available.)
Thanks for reading this promotion!

Furious has finally gotten its first review. =)
Review by Jaydee:
Funny, the thought in my mind while I -wrote- it was that someone had told the school about his stash of gay porn. Not the same thing, but close enough. XD
Yes, your reaction is quite natural. I think about 75% of the reviews I got for this over at FFN (mind you, 75% is what? 4 reviews or so?) had the same thing. I'm glad you feel it's complete, because that's always the hard part when working with a word-limit.
Nah, that's okay. Different communities, different definitions. In this case, it was written for a challenge on one of the many HP forums at FFN, which defined drabble as "below 500 words", if I remember correctly - but I know of the different definitions, which is why I call it a drabble/one-shot. For the FFN forum community I spoke of, this would be too short for a one-shot, for the AFF definition, this would be too long for a drabble. This way, both have a definition they can be alright with. (And one they disagree with, but hey. That's life.) Regarding the messed in the head... possibly, but then again, that goes for me as well.
Harry's Poem also got a new review.
LadyFireCrab
Glad to have been of service. Though I have difficulty imagining how you needed a piece of squid coming out of your nose.

That's why I said kind've! There's certainly some fearsome orc cock action in there
The Daedric cock thing was suggested by the person who put in the request for the story continuation. Credit'd 'em for the requesting on the parts they suggested
It's not something you'd want to go wrong, "I got the Daedric Butt by mistake! I just clogged the toilet!"

Nah, it's not smut fogging up my sensors. Smut is nicely done, the references are worked in well, not just Great Events but also small, mundane things here and there. Few to no (not sure, didn't exactly go hunting for them) spelling/grammar issues. Couple of interesting twists, both small (you know, I've seen Bound Weapons and Summoned Atronarchs and such, but this is the first time I've seen a summoned/bound Daedric Cock) and large (ending-that-was-not-the-end, real ending).
Oh, and your story may have orce/elf rough sex, but methinks it does not follow the stereotype. 'cause, you know, the Orc isn't the one with the cock. Well, in most chapters.

A new review for Ending the Fan, the story which followed that old stereotype of orc/elf rough sex. Kind've. I think we can all be glad I never found a way to work in the much requested scat scene.

Thank you for your review! I am glad it comes across as well written, though that may just be the smut fogging up your sensors. I did try to get a lot of references to actual in game events/places etc, since Moz is supposed to be the Player Character. It's been a while since I played Oblivion myself - I think overall I preferred Morrowind... still, another year of bug fixes and I'll get Skyrim and have brand new adventures with tough orc great, great etc neice, Azz gra-Bura! Maybe.

I kinda want to read that just to see if the author references the whole drink spiking/nc sex by explaining that she's technically not a therapist but "the rapist"
I just believe the old ones are the best, that's all.
Hope someone finds it!

I make a note of any odd stuff as I am writing at the start of the rough draft file. Sometimes this means going and looking at the list with internal thoughts like "Wait, do they seperate bestial necrophilia from non-bestial"

I make a note of any odd stuff as I am writing at the start of the rough draft file. Sometimes this means going and looking at the list with internal thoughts like "Wait, do they seperate bestial necrophilia from non-bestial"

I'd leave it in the pairing subcategory.

...just how many synonyms for big had you used?

...just how many synonyms for big had you used?