JayDee

LOL, she’s cute, JayDee, but sadly not my type  

I actually thought it was a boy who lived next door, and that he just had a girlfriend, but it looks like it’s the girl who lives there But man, she’s so not the type that I’d have thought was a rap-fan. Guess that just goes to show you, that you can't really guess what kind of music folks like depending on the way they look  

Eep?
It’s always the little ones… 

“Only limited information has survived the wars. We know they had a cannibalistic cult where they consumed the body and blood of a messiah figure.”

“Only limited information has survived the wars. We know they had a cannibalistic cult where they consumed the body and blood of a messiah figure.”

This is going to be very interesting in another couple of millennia, isn’t it? They say history is written by the victors, which I suppose holds true of religious history as well. Can you imagine what the Next True Faith will make of our current established religions? ::cackles::

...well damn.
That’s a possibility! And the whole golden shower and swan things really sound fanficcy. Not to mention the amount of mpreg.

...well damn.
That’s a possibility! And the whole golden shower and swan things really sound fanficcy. Not to mention the amount of mpreg.

If you read robot porn, she’d nail the voices. 

I am not – and people are not enjoying the dark side of me. 
 

Take no prisoners, my Witch.
 

::cackles gleefully::

You can always punish them. Write something like “In the background Justin Bieber music began to play on a continuous loop.”

@JayDee that is brilliantly evil!

You can always punish them. Write something like “In the background Justin Bieber music began to play on a continuous loop.”

I love reimagined fairy tales. I can’t help you, but I’m eager to see what you come up with. Good luck!

I've actually been working on one for a little while; it's titled "Goldilocked." But Goldilocks definitely needs more porno interpretations than just mine.

Hm. There are so many possibilities…
I like positions which are easily fortified but which also provide avenues for escape. Mountain ranges with an extensive network of caves and tunnels would work, especially if I could allow my shadow people free rein in those caves and tunnels. “No one who enters leaves without my permission. Now have some pie.” That sort of thing.
Mountains are hard to assail, and also very useful for hiding things you’ve acquired but aren’t ready to use yet. And there’s just something wonderfully majestic about being on a mountaintop, surveying the world below, ripe for the taking. My gamer brain keeps recalling Flemeth of Dragon Age fame. She starts out in Origins as a cranky old granny in the Wilds, and by the end of Inquisition, well… the Old Gods are never really gone, are they?

Are you suggesting BW isn’t a deity already?
Might be an idea to avoid thunderstorms is all I’m saying.

Essentially yes.
Granny is not a match for harpies,minotaurs, heroes, Etc…
“Oh yes dear let me get that pie out of the oven.”
*Snatched by a shadow the moment she leaves line of the sight to safety*

I fully acknowledge I’m using the scavenger strategy. Just staying out of the way and picking off the opposition when the opportunity permits and scavenging equipment and taking the spoils of the fallen.
By endgame I'd be able to simply steamroll right over any opposition.
Of course, the strategy assumes both alliances have n’t mutually decided to convert or destroy any unaligned forces out there. Early game I'm essentially easy pickings.

Shadow people. Mainly for scouting since they can cover vast distances quickly. I’m not adverse to picking off an opponent if the opportunity presents itself. Or procuring artifacts that will help in the long run. Also, perfect for making noisy people… disappear.
She may be a granny but if she has Excaliber and the sheath… Or the grail.
 

What are her minions like? If she’s got some?

The nearest tavern with good thick walls until its all blown over.

Shout box! And the procrastination station! Good times.