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  1. I despise those who feel they are entitled to privileges they have not earned. Back to battle for another eight hours. *sigh*

    1. BronxWench

      BronxWench

      ::hugs and offers the good Irish whiskey::

    2. JayDee

      JayDee

      It's worse online. Entitlement whores make up fully 30% of the internet. It'd be more if it wasn't for so much porn.

  2. I see some windmill tilting in my future

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    2. BronxWench

      BronxWench

      ::passes the torch:: It's faster. :D

    3. GeorgeGlass

      GeorgeGlass

      You give those clog-dancing, tulip-sniffing glorified pinwheels what for!

    4. pittwitch

      pittwitch

      Basketball sock puppet windmills and they are BURNING! Mwahahahaha! Witch wins. :D

  3. I survived the first gathering wherein I was forced to be in the same place as my attacker. Pretty damn proud of myself.

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    2. JayDee
    3. DemonGoddess

      DemonGoddess

      He needs introduced to a deballer

    4. pittwitch

      pittwitch

      I wholeheartedly agree, DG. I'm okay so long as he doesn't come near me or Tiny. If he had even looked at her at the memorial, I'd have torn his face off.

  4. I'll always be there to pick up the pieces. Never in a million years, did I ever think this is how the pieces would fall.

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    2. JayDee

      JayDee

      Yeah, sorry to hear it too :(

    3. pittwitch

      pittwitch

      Thanks, y'all. She has fought this evil for the last fifteen years, give or take. This one - more evil. She's going downhill fast.

    4. BronxWench

      BronxWench

      ::hugs tightly::

  5. If all goes well, I shall have a large chunk of time on Monday to spend *gasp* writing. :D

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    2. JayDee

      JayDee

      YAAAAAY. It's a fun activity for all the family.

    3. Shadowknight12

      Shadowknight12

      Woot! Free time rules!

    4. FairySlayer

      FairySlayer

      Exceeleeehnt.... (*tents fingers*)

  6. If I hear one more person praising 50 Shades of blah, ugh. I dunno. Just don't know about these folks.

    1. BronxWench

      BronxWench

      Throw glitter on them.

    2. pittwitch

      pittwitch

      They'd like that too much.

    3. Danyealle

      Danyealle

      consider the sources and move on. It's how i keep my sanity...

  7. If you want your child's CUSTOM costume to fit perfectly, try bringing her to the *$( %&* fittings. Or class. Or pictures. When I fit everyone!

    1. BronxWench

      BronxWench

      Oh, but that child is SPECIAL, and PERFECT, and you should be able to magically KNOW her measurements... >.<

    2. pittwitch

      pittwitch

      It fit fine for the whole of twelve minutes it is going to be on her body. And seriously, I went especially to classes trying to catch this ONE to fit -- never there. :( Furious.

  8. Interview Friday. YIKES

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    2. pittwitch

      pittwitch

      Grins and tosses in the colored duct tape - just for fun!

    3. BronxWench

      BronxWench

      I know you'll do wonderfully, love!:D But I'll cross everything anyway! Including the elves! ::borrows some colored duct tape::

    4. JayDee
  9. is driving the friendly neighbor airport shuttle today. Anyone else need a ride in Pittsburgh?

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    2. pittwitch

      pittwitch

      I'll be right there with the caramel mocchiata!

    3. BronxWench

      BronxWench

      Think of all the good karma you collect for this! ::grins::

    4. pittwitch

      pittwitch

      Where do I cash in that karma? :P

  10. is in dire need of lasagna, and an oven that works.

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    2. pittwitch

      pittwitch

      No cook noodles ... not sure why but you don't have to boil them before layering in lasagna

    3. DemonGoddess

      DemonGoddess

      hmmmm...I could see it if you had a press and made your own lasagna fresh, layered the pan and then cooked it.

    4. FairySlayer

      FairySlayer

      Maybe some people use uncooked pasta then put it in the refrigerator for a day or two for the sauce soak into it. I'm just guessing. I do know plenty of people who make their lasagna a day ahead of time (with cooked pasta though) and then bake it the next day. (One compared it to how day-old pizza often tastes better.)

      Good thing I already ate. :)

  11. is just heartsick. The old wives' tale claims death comes in threes. I've had my three in less than a week.

  12. is mad because she has to run in safemode while eliminating the XP Antivirus her son so casually added to the system along with some of his Black OPS gamer stuff. Pffffftttt, teenagers! Bah!

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    2. kisakimiko

      kisakimiko

      hehe, I make my boys run linux on their OWN computer

    3. pittwitch

      pittwitch

      I am considering investing in a dedicated gaming computer to keep him from killing mine, or anyone else's!

    4. kisakimiko

      kisakimiko

      That is so wise. I make the kids use their own computer, it saves a lot of strife.

  13. is probably going to have a lot of people making voodoo dolls in her image.

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    2. FairySlayer

      FairySlayer

      Yes, I'm making a voodoo doll of you myself. And then I'm going to pretend it's Aine and that I'm Connor. So if you feel like you're being treated to a nice hot bath with candlelight, getting a neck and back massage, and being treated to a great meal, then you know why.

      Unfortunately there won't be any ponies for you to ride. I'm not that far gone.

      ... yet.

    3. pittwitch

      pittwitch

      Aine and Connor have to get home somehow, FS. PonyPower!

    4. pittwitch

      pittwitch

      I'm just having one of those days where the filter between my brain and mouth/fingers isn't working. Making people mad everywhere I turn!

  14. is sitting staring at all the work that needs to be done and NOT doing it.

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    2. Shadowknight12

      Shadowknight12

      "AH SHAID NOTH THO FUCH WIFF ZE DOCTHAH."

    3. pittwitch

      pittwitch

      LOL! Now add a thick accent ... any brand. :P

    4. Shadowknight12

      Shadowknight12

      Hah! So it's an *accented* mouthful of Lemon drops? >P Poor you!

  15. is sparkling ... note to self: never buy glittery wrapping paper again. :D

    1. GinnyM.Potter

      GinnyM.Potter

      lol your a twilight vampire haha

    2. JayDee

      JayDee

      You'll have to beat off teenage girls with a stick!

  16. is trying to decide whether to flattered or frightened that the spouse took it upon himself to find my story and read it. He left no review but did corner me and ask me if he could enjoy some fruits of the harvest! YIKES!

    1. BronxWench

      BronxWench

      I'd go with flattered, but spank him anyway. Just because.

    2. JayDee

      JayDee

      Fruits? It's 'turkey' stuffing time :D Then spanking!

    3. ApolloImperium
  17. is very angry at people who think they have a "right" to some one else's work. Really, really angry.

    1. ApolloImperium

      ApolloImperium

      We need a like button...

    2. BronxWench

      BronxWench

      We certainly do, because I like this!

    3. Techno-Ninja

      Techno-Ninja

      I wonder...if plagiarists got smacked over the head by a two by four, would they wise up? Or would our attempts to beat some sense into them be futile against their extremely thick skulls? :P

  18. It is called a comma. I wish people would learn to use it. Really.

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    2. Raymy

      Raymy

      Some people should use comas. It might improve their writing.

    3. Raymy

      Raymy

      I also find extra commas in my writing. Perhaps they're ones that wondered over from non-comma users stories.

    4. Raymy

      Raymy

      arm... wandered

  19. It is done. Godspeed, mamaWitch.

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    2. Melrick

      Melrick

      My deepest sympathies to you and your family.

    3. pittwitch

      pittwitch

      Thank you, my dears. Mom is at peace. I am happy for her. Sad for me.

    4. BronxWench

      BronxWench

      Give yourself plenty of time and space to grieve, my dear. We are allowed to miss them terribly, you know.

  20. job interview on Monday! Maybe I'm not unemployable after all. Ego boost!

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    2. BronxWench

      BronxWench

      Good luck and knock 'em dead! :2tubs:

    3. FairySlayer

      FairySlayer

      Let's see: you're conscientious, good with (important!) details, plus you don't let anyone get away with BS. That makes you perfect for keeping the cashiers and those types in line.

      I'd hire you. :)

    4. Techno-Ninja
  21. Jobless but not amoral. This will turn out for the best.

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    2. pittwitch

      pittwitch

      Interview went surprisingly well. Three more lined up. Go Witchy, Go!

    3. BronxWench

      BronxWench

      Awesome, Witchie! :D

    4. JayDee
  22. just loaded the last work file for the day, and the sun is still out! SUCCESS!

    1. FairySlayer

      FairySlayer

      In that case I hope you're out enjoying the light of day ... instead of at the computer reading this reply. ;)

    2. pittwitch
    3. FairySlayer

      FairySlayer

      Ooh, sorry. :(

      But if it helps pass the time, I left a long-winded reply to your review on my flashfic. :) (Yeah, a reply thread for a flashfic may be a bit much.) http://www2.adultfanfiction.net/forum/index.php/topic/17574-a-slick-tradition-phineas-and-ferb-flashfic/

  23. kicks herself for losing all of her insomnia inspired work. :(

    1. ApolloImperium
    2. pittwitch

      pittwitch

      Dumb, dumb, dumb. I'm so mad at myself. I was actually ahead for the day too. :( Oh well, back to the grindstone.

    3. JayDee

      JayDee

      In the words of philsopher and retired astronaut Homer Simpson, "D'oh"

  24. last funeral for this week. Hopefully, the last for the year! Go Steelers!

  25. listening to TinyDancer's story ideas. At least one has some real promise. But, she'd NEVER be allowed to read it, lol.

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    2. ApolloImperium

      ApolloImperium

      *grins* I see Teengirl joining just to harrass you and chatter in the SB cause that girl can TALK!

    3. BronxWench

      BronxWench

      Seriously! And I can't find the damned off switch anywhere. -.-

    4. pittwitch
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