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See correct spelling, its >"CORPSE"....Babe I may be undead, but I don't rot, I heal too fast for that.... so there! I was not trying to insult you, merely playing this game not infering that you reek Lomae', must you take everything so utterly personal.... what's with the rotten bad attitude, one would think your too immature or defensive to play nice. Attitude is my word! Sweet Cal
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A smell can be good or bad! but a reek is alway bad!
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Hood, you're such an EViiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiil little girl, does your mother know what you do for fun? JUST CLICK ON IT TO MAKE IT BIGGER [that's what he said] Here is a picture of you at work, its not my work I wish it were! Its' call Little Red Redemption by Jerry Cai! Its terrific art, I hope you like it? Also in the forground is the poor dead big bad Wolf.... poor thing, he didn't know what hit him. In my situation I can sympathize with his demise LOL TOTALLY, BABE ! Sincerely, Cal you're ever howling ...................big bad Undead Wolf
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A To Z Dictionary Of Body Parts And Sexual Acts
Calanthee replied to Calanthee's topic in Writers' Corner
Slight clairification: Nub or nubs = Nipples and can either be male or female, I suppose the female clit can be refered as a nub too, but I suggest you indicate location of it, so as not confuse the reader. Bits and pieces, can also be another name for male genitalia, I have never heard it used to refer to female parts. Calanthee a man of parts, and at your service PS Naughty Naughty Potterites, I knew Harry road the broom for a reason, as for the Cauldren/cup, such objects have alway been pagan symbols for the female aspect in Magick! -
"Such indearing sentiment brings tears to my eyes and makes want "ball" until it falls off! Cal
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Your right, GothamKnight, I am nowhere near Minnesota, in the far great cold North What makes you think I am a women, I simply repulsed by unhealthy violent abuse aimed at woman. I find that disgusting. I don't look down on people that are overweight or who like sweets, because I have known to indulge in that practice myself a little too much, especially when things in my life aren't going too well and food is a comforting fetish that takes away the pain for a little while, eating is just as bad as addiction for drugs and alcohol. At times I don't seem know when to slam on the breaks, and stop myself! But if I don't I am likely end up ten foot down in a grave yard. Its A battle that needs to fought every day if you want to keep breathing. Keep breathing! If people are repulsed by you they're unworthy to be your friends. The truth is no matter how skinny or perfect someone is, if you dig far enough you'll find they have flaws of one kind or another... because no one is perfect. Flawed ,Cal
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Just Behave Kiddo, and then you don't need to worry about the snapping jaws Cal
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Attention all Sick Male Deviates, who would dare to practice such an activity: Abusing pussies is nasty and dangerious, be warned some times they bite back hard and take said invading small insufficient appendages off at the root, leaving the offending male bastard to pee through a straw for evermore. Calanthee, the defender of small dark parts and places.................~
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"The sixth house has Risen," all the weary sleeperS awake. Yes those in the sixth house of ill repute [bordello] on Lured Red Light Lane always get up late, for they stay up late to service the customers... that's just the way it is! So JayDee that's how it goes, or do you have more to tell, Bad Calanthee the Assassin about your infamous house?
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Ducks and Sunchips are Okay but, perhap, we should create a simple mystery from our perverse little minds and have our fellow posters solve it. The reward for solving the first mystery is you get to create your own mystery to stump us! The Perverse Tails of the Seven Little Strumpets Once upon a time their were 7 very beautiful strumpets, who were football fans and they were very impatient for the fall season to began for they never missed a game on TV in their house of prostitution and they even managed to watch it between customers. For Just looking at all those huge hot panting male sweaty bodies hitting each other and bent over in the huddle was a turn on and it made the 7 strumpets totally horny and ready for action. Beside football was glorious sport with all it lovely rules and regulations, plus the game had great half time shows where they played music, honored the Vets, and saluted American traditions and products... such as the smooth, tasty, and versatile, mayonaise. One day on the internet the 7 strumpets discovered that a famous purple and yellow shirted pro football team, with a classic curled helmits, was practicing very close to them at a local college that was only a half hour drive away from them, so since they didn't work during the day, they rented a van and drove to the college to watch them practice. As usual as they watched the hot sweaty players and became totally aroused by the sight, each of the 7 picked their favorite player and decided to approuch him after the practice and offer him a particular service for free for the night...afterall this was their free night and they didn't have to work, unless they wanted too. Surprising nothing interfered with their intentions and nobody stopped them [so give me a break its a fantasy] and each of the 7 hooked up with his intended player and had hard pounding sex with him all night and into the morning, and then they lived happily ever after... all accept for one of the 7, who unfortunately became both knocked-up and unemployeed. The Naughty Mystery: Come Now its very easy just like the 7! 1.What was the name of the team? 2.Why did only one of the seven get knocked-up? 3.What can the delicious and slick slippery mayonaise be use for in place of------?
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Boss, Sell those pretty boys with long hair, they never seem to turn down sex or have a headaches, and they don't get pregnant! At least usually and mostly they work happily for beer and chips! Bad Cal
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so where is this mysterious discussion? I am waiting. Cal
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Duh! Yeah, Kiddo, I know they are on AFF and the like, but silly don't take it personal or be so sensitive... it was a serious question???? But I was talking about the originators or the professnals in Japan who wrote and made the original anime. And I wanted to know, if they still making it or not? And I don't think that was rude question. Cal
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YO All Dudes and Dudettes ?????"S ARe they still making and writing "INUYASHA ANIMES" Ancient Calanthee the Uninformed
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Your story is great and different and the main character is well done and a very fay sexy dude, but damn, its difficult to tell the bad guys from the good guy lol, something tells its not the cousin, looking forward to the next chapters... LOL Cal
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This Slash story is truly worth your time to read for its full of love, passion, angst and secrets! One of the truly great stories on the forum. Title: The Substitute Parts 1 and 2 Author: Tionne74 Rating Adult + Original and Misc M/M Summary: The love and misadventures of 20 year old innocent artist Guntram, and a much older Konrad a clandestine German/Swiss Banker with many dark secrets. Please give it a read... its worth it! A big Fan, Cal the Gslinger
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seedy, dark, modern story (mainly m/m)
Calanthee replied to VictorianNocturne's topic in Original Writing
Yeah, Good... go for the bloody death, violence, and the darkside that's the ticket, and there can never be enough "kinky smex scenes" Yo I look forward to reading your story! Sorry for putting my two cents in when it wasn't wanted, I just hate the "Twilight" slant on vampires and werewolfs the author of Dracula, Bram Stoker would be rolling over in his grave at the very thought! B) A fan of the dark side, Gslinger -
seedy, dark, modern story (mainly m/m)
Calanthee replied to VictorianNocturne's topic in Original Writing
Vampires and Werewolfs.... humans ho hum, gee the plot sounds very familiar, guys don't look now, but in present litature, TV and movies we are up to are asses... especiallly with that Kissy Kissy one "Twilight" or whatever.... where's the fangs? You guys need to put a new twist on this theme, have it take place on another planet Vs aliens or such... have the Doggies/Bitches and the Bat Boy/Girls work together to save the planet and each other... just no Zombies they're messy and they fall apart and that's just nasty. Fangs for the memories, G -
So it can seep into needy tiny little places! Why do women have tiny hidden little G Spots?
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Because if the day was longer, you'd be on a another planet! Why did both the Mayan and Anatazi Indians suddenly disapear from Mexico and SouthWest United States?
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Dear Mods hope this subject is considered....General??? This is a bunch of high-falutin Essays on why the ladies like boy love with pretty boys getting it on. The cover of the Boys' Love Manga is the the best part because the cover is really sexy with two lovely Elfin Bishonen by the Heise, an extraordinary artist who visuals skills can turn fan girls on with a brush stroke. {It does me, too} So far the only things I have learned and gotten out of this book: 1. Broke... because its costly, more than 20 bucks shall we say! 2. If you need a thesis for college, you might concider this subject, that is, if your not embarassed about letting people know you reading such things. 3. You can actually write a book with more... notes and Bibliography at the end of each chapter, than there is real text in the main part of the chapter. 4. Some subjects are repeated over and over in several different ways, by different essay writers. 5. Surprising they consider b/l and yaoi to a Capitalistic money maker, no matter the moral codes of the countries it spreads to like a plague around the world. 6. Fan girls read B/L because its a form of rebelion against the establish norm of the submissive housewifes and her lifestyle around the world! Some fan girls relate to the uke while others to seme [personally I say relate to both, you'll have more fun that way.] 7. Yes the Majority kinky B/l started in Japan, from an early period of history, when the warmongering male sword swinging nasty lords, decided it was better to spend time with each other getting it on. To day we call it male bonding. LOL without the sex. Yet there is more than a few traces of b/l that originated in litature from the West and Europe too, you just have to hunt for it. 8. Yo surprise, but male gays don't really don't appreciate Yaoi or b/l, FAN gIRLS and woman are the main consumers and as well as the producers of BlL... it exclusively a female hobby! Its very likely I left something out, so let me know! Critics of my thoughts and ideas are welcome! Sincerely, Cal
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Juksy, My job search is a fruitless endeavor, that wastes my time and interferes with my writing. I am considering giving up looking and buying a hot dog cart and selling weiners on the corners, only thing is I need a government grant to afford to doing it. I am considering calling the Cart, B/L Hotties and selling two hot dogs for the price of one fully loaded with the works and nestled together in one roll. LOL Yeah that's ticket o()o Bad, Bad Gslinger B/L= boy Love
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Nekoii You didn't redden nothing on me, but simply expressed your knowledge and opinion, which is just as righteous or more, than my stupid uneducation opinion, just the idea that it might be true in some form grosses me out. If your from the east, your English is a lot better than mine yo But Now I am curious about something [oh damn I am just nosy I guess] if its not a secret what does your Cool name Nekoii Desi mean in english, or did I mess up the spelling Then I beg your pardon? Old Nosy Cal the G By the way my last name translates in modern English.... as "past the swamp or wet lands" exciting right LOL, supposedly I had relatives who were smugglers and pirates, who transported whiskey to France and when they came to America were supporters of the British crown.
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Dear Juksy, I enjoyed your latest chapter and the way it reveals the background of the Characters and their motivations. And I love the revengeful Chitose, a hot killer uke….hot… more ways than one. Getting on his bad side could be deadly. What is that fan girl expression they use, when something grosses’ them out and makes’em want to blow chunks? Scheeve … skeaeve… skreeeve …skeeeeeee LOL bad spelling. Any way what grosses me out, certainly not people who chose to be a host of their own free will or to pay off their own debts, that’s their choice. But the so-called upper-class loving parent who trade their child’s flesh to another person to pay off their debts and call it honorable. It just as bad as slavery! Why don’t the kids run away and detest and hate their parents forever. No wonder it does nasty little thing to their lovely heads for they are merely considered chattel that belongs to the family to use as necessary. Ah! So! Maybe that is the difference between east and west? G, still grossed out!