shinigamiinochi

My friend and I were watching episodes of Masters of Horror, when she issued this challenge to me: use plotlines and quotes from each episode to create a fanfic or original work. I will be using this as an original work and gundam wing fanfics, but I thought that it was a neat idea, kind of like a line challenge from hell and can be done for anyone. Of course, the quotes provided can be changed by gender if you are into yaoi or yuri. 1. Chocolate: Plotline: A lonely man/woman begins to experience the senses of another. Driven by a love through their very soul, this person seeks out the one that they are connected to, but discovers that they never really knew anything about this person at all. Quotes: "And I knew what it felt like to die." "The first thing that you need to understand is that no man ever loved another peson like I loved him." "Oh, you can call it murder, that's fine." "I was so empty, and he was so full." 2. Cigarette Burns: Plotline: a person searches for a film that seems to drive those that get close to it to violent acts. However, the closer he gets to the rare film, the more strange things start to happen. Quotes: "Film is magic and in the right hands, a weapon." "Some films are meant to be seen." "Something wonderful happens when you point the camera at something terrible. The resulting film takes on power." 3. Deer Woman: first, must be a dark comedy, because if done right, can be hilarious. Plotline: a down on his luck detective must solve a series of murders that border between animal and human. Quite simply, they are impossible and each theory is more ridiculous than the next. Quotes: "Her eyes were yellow, like a deer caught in the headlights of your car." "It started at the groin." "You see this? Something snapped his penis." "Maybe the girl beat him to death with a deer leg." "That's just one of those sentences you never expect to hear." "The best we have so far is murder by taxidermy." "Someone gets sliced and diced in a hotel room by a deer and the most you can say is 'hmm?!" "Get off my roof!" "She's got, like, deer legs." "It's woman with deer legs, motive really isn't an issue here!" "Have you seen her feet?" no, really, to get the full gloriousness of this episode, you have to watch it. I can only imagine that a fanfic using these quotes would be equally funny no matter how dark you tried to make it.

I have come to the part of the story (which is original horror, not fandom) where I need to introduce Draven, the main bad guy, but I'm having trouble. I want to create fear and darkness, a picture of pure evil before he even does anything. I'm not talking about villainy, as in, I'm here to rule the world with bad plots and bad dialogue, more like mature darkness, insanity, and infamy. This is very difficult to word in a story. By this point, readers know that Draven is bad, but it is hard to remain both subtle and powerful. I'm trying for a Lovecraftian approach, but don't want to mimic him, I just admire how he can instill terror with a single image. Draven is an ancient evil who hates werewolves because of a fable that he heard as a child. He thinks that all werewolves are rivals of his species. Draven is a supernatural being completely different from werewolves who can make people insane and do violent acts. He is Inigo's father's older brother, which does cause extreme tension as Inigo's father hates his son for being a seventh child, which means in their culture that he is cursed by the devil to be a monster. Inigo, though instinctively knowing that there is something wrong with Draven, tries to get along with him for his father's sake.

I don't like chocolate all that much either. I dislike dark chocolate and chocolate cake. However, give me a cadbury egg and I'm all over it.

both my sister and I are adopted and I have never seen my parents be intimate. Hell, I haven't even seen them hug! I'd feel a lot better if I had been scarred by watching them have sex, at least than I'd know that they were human. I told my cousin that now that he has a kid, he and his boyfriend can't have sex all over the house anymore. his response: "It's totally fine if they don't know about it." I'm sure that's the origin of a lot of mental scarring, parents thinking that their kids don't know about them and their fiesty habits. I'd admonish him if I didn't find it admirable that he's still incredibly sexually active after becoming a father. I've seen it happen with a few of my other cousins, after they get married and have kids, they turn into completely different people. It's scary.

Yeah, my friend took me to this sex store called good vibes and I saw this book called The Pink Book that was all about Japanese sex hotels. There's something for everyone, and I mean everyone. There was even this place that catered to peeping toms and you can watch a girl take a shower, go to the bathroom, ect. There was also something for those that like wet sports or scat in that you can go to the bathroom in front of someone or do in a sex doll, which is what that picture reminded me of. Damn, but Japan IS more advanced than us.

All of my friends are baby crazy. I can see the excitement, but I am definitely never having children. I'm almost twenty one, so I always get the 'well, when you're older, you'll feel different' conversation. Look, just because I'm a girl doesn't mean that I have this desire to have a litter of 'them' running around and bothering me. I can't even stand my relatives' kids. I mean, when I look at pregnant women, I keep thinking of the chestburster scenes from the Alien movies. And really, that's what babies are, little parasites. They invade your body (sometimes without your permission) and live there, feeding off of you. The only kid I get along with is my cousin's three year old, Inoue. But, the only reason for this is because she acts like a mini adult. I mean, she's three and she reads goosebumps books and watches the animal planet. I also love the moments when she tells her father, who at times has the mentality of a five year old, to stop acting like such a child. That, and she's the invitro child of a gay couple, so she's living proof that the rest of my family (and homophobe everywhere) are idiots. But, yeah, I much perfer being her 'auntie' than a mother. *shudder* And if really have some sort of maternal crises, I'll get a snake and some kittens. Maybe steal one of my cousin's brand new malamute puppies. They sure a lot cuter than human babies.

My current dream is to get a bunch of us together and go find Revered Phelps and assassinate him. *sigh* a girl can dream, right?

Actually, I saw something like this in a photo magazine about Japanese sex hotels, so that may be why it came up with the anime.

I'm an aries dragon bunny. Ironically, my mixed zodiac sign in more compatible with my personality.

gee, i wish I had this problem. I finally told my mom that I'm a lesbian, and she's still in denial! Of course, my cousin's been married to another guy for seven years now and she's still trying to set him up with girlfriends... ugh. And he does have long hair, but he dresses like a japanese rocker, so I wouldn't call him overly feminine. Of course he would say that there is no such thing as masculine or feminine. shrug, I still think it's hysterical when he showed up at his brother's wedding in a kilt, combat boots, and a 'motherless bastard' t-shirt.

I was in seventh grade and a boy tried to touch my breasts. A very tall, goth girl came up and kicked him in the balls. We became best friends. Ah, the joys of middle school.

I'm a virgin, so nowhere, but I do know my cousin's: At his father's funeral (he was very abusive, so I guess it was psychological), with his husband, in the kitchen in the cabinet under the sink using the sink plumbing for leverage.

I'm going to be 21 in march, but I don't care because I don't drink alcohol. Really, the only age restriction that I was anxious to beat was my ability to buy porn at eighteen. I know that I'll be writing until the day I die. My biggest fear is getting arthritis.

I'm in USA, MA, Chestnut Hill and it's 3:07 pm. It's wednesday, so tomorrow I'll be home in Duxbury only a half an hour away. Right now I just got out of class, so I'm enjoying my limited freedom for the rest of the day and excited about going home to play Silent Hill2. Oh, yeah, and it's cold cause I'm in New England, but I love the winter, so that's ok. And my dorm mates are pissing me off as they bang on the walls, but that's nothing new.

dude, i love my hentai in training! ^^ Possibly made by someone who has read my gundam wing fanfiction.

My cousin comes from a very, very catholic family, so he was never taught a thing about sex. At age seven, he kept hearing about this mystical thing called a 'vagina', but no one would tell him what it was and when he tried to look it up at his school, everything was blocked, so he figured out how to hack through it. Now, I had the opposite problem. Freshman year of high school, I went to the library to do research and discovered that some asshole had turned the homepage to some disgusting porn site. I like smut, but *shudder*

Yeah, what I'm mostly looking for, is editing comments as I can't edit if my life depends on it, but I really don't want to get a beta because I'd have to go through them before I posted anything and I like to post my stuff the second I write it.

lj has the right to delete whoever they want, but what pissed me off is that incest support groups that got deleted as well.

I am in a 'flash' fiction class and my last assignment as to write a 500 word story, introducing 5 characters with traits and names. Every sentence I wrote, I had to keep checking my word count to make sure I wasn't going to go off on a tangent and write a short novel. It was really painful. Especially keeping in mind I'm writing a novel right now that's at 300 pages. Ugh.

I understand that this is a fandom site and so an original fiction won't have as many hits or reviews as a 'fan' fic, but it's still annoying since I put much more energy and creativeness into my originals than my fanfics. My hentai anthology has three thousand hits, but my novel only has seven hundred, which isn't that bad, I'm damn happy that one person has read it. However, I have seven reviews and they're all from the same person, who I love deeply, but I really wish that I had more constructive critisism than 'please write more' as I have never edited anything in my life and I need help doing so. Hell, I've never even had a beta! So, at the same time that I'm happy for having the tiny fan base that I have, I also wish that I had people helping me through the project.

I am an extreme advocate of free speech, have a sick mind, and have found that through hentai and horror movies I have a scarily high tolerance. So, I respect the author's right to write something like that, but... ew, put it away! *shudder* It's like guro, but worse! I'm sick, but even I have standards.

Religion, simply, is good, bad, and ugly. Psychologically, certain human beings need to believe in religion to live happy lives. They need to believe that there is life after death, because as animals we are scared of the unknown, and it is also comforting to believe that there is someone in charge that is absolutely right. Now, on the other hand, there have been more wars and violent acts due to religion than any other cause. I'm an atheist and I don't think that religion is a good thing or a bad thing. I mean, people put stake in the bible, but why not in greek mythology? There's the same amount of proof. I guess I'm too scientifically minded and I refuse to put stake in an idea that excludes groups of people. That, and I'm gay so it's hard to find a religion out there that won't cause people to start chasing me with pitchforks. Also, life is too short to spend in hate and superstition. But, that's my view. If thinking that God is out there makes life easier for you, go ahead, just don't descriminate against people who don't have your views. As for Church and State? Stay far away! Religion should have nothing to do with how a country is governed, especially one that prides itself on diversity.

My character, who lives in brazil, is sitting in an open field under a tree, smelling the various smells of his home. What I need is a name of a large tree, a plant/reed that would grow in a field as when the wind blows, my character can hear this plant making some sort of noise that they make, and another plant that would have a very sweet aroma, all of which would have to be indiginous to, not only Brazil, but would be able to grow on a farm and in a field during the spring. I tried to look in wikipedia, but the number of Brazilian plants was... staggering and considering that this is just a small scene, I'm not going to spend six hours researching plants, even if I am anal about my stories being realistic. I mean, I'm not going to have iris and sunflowers blooming a couple hundred miles from a rain forest just because I don't have the patience to look for the right flora. Also, would it be feasible to have a boy, who happens to be a werewolf, to swim across a fast river like the Amazon, or is that stretching logic even for a supernatural horror?

asian women with mature personality, bondage, little bit of S+M, anal, animal/human hybrids (like cat girls in anime), breasts, japanese school girl uniforms (I know, I'm a walking cliche, but I'm a lesbian, so I don't get weird looks when I admit to that) dark psychology, force, but not rape or violence, tattoos. Anti-kinks?: Butch men, vanilla sex, certain types of roll playing. I'm gay, but my friends say that, with the amount of yaoi I write, I could probably do a really pretty, feminine guy, but I don't know cause male genitalia wigs me out and the only yaoi I do is anime based. Let's face it, anime is much different than real life. I say that it's because my gay male cousin got me into yaoi and the anal sex, and the psychological wonder that is a guy admitting to being 'submissive' to another.

unfortunately, I know exactly what you're talking about. I was writing a fic about twins where one has brown hair and the other is blonde. I had a reader respond that they were twins, but weren't identical and that I should have some sort of detailed explanation in my fic about why that was. Well, I honestly thought that I didn't need to waste time and paper space remarking on something that should be common sense. I honestly thought that my readers would be intelligent enough to realize that, if you have twins, but they don't look alike, that simply means that they are fraternal. Sigh. About the enemia thing, I wouldn't be as mad, because even television gets it screwed up. (not a good thing at all *shakes head* in a society where a majority of people watch tv, at least get the facts straight!) I was watching the 4400 and a white, female character discovered that her unborn baby had the trait for the enemia and so they said that the father had to be black. I was sitting there thinking, 'this show prides itself on some scientific fact as a science fiction show, yet they get something so simple wrong?!' Still it's annoying getting reviews like that and I sometimes think that they ask dumb questions just to shoot you down, the questions are that dumb.