The maximum amount of shoes I've ever owned at any one time is 3, so that would be a no.
I have never been very good at thinking up things I have never done that other people have already said they have never done.
^ is watching a show that ^ apparently dislikes.
< has no idea who Howie Mandall is.
< thinks Howie is a funny name *giggles*.
v knows exactly who Howie Mandall is.