Melrick
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Not guilty. Sounds potentially painful! Ever had a one night stand?
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Magic by Olivia Newton John
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^ Is correct. < Just had some breakfast at 8pm. v Likes eating cereal at night.
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Not guilty, sadly. Has hairy nipples.
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Guilty, but only if they wanted to be groped. Has to head off for a while?
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^ Is more flexible than me. < Has to take off for a while. v Is also getting wet.
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Guilty. Is thinking about one right now? lol
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^ Is thankful it's not pouring down rain like it is here. < Is generally very organised. v Is amused at the awkward positions some people get into in porn.
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Guilty, except for pesky laws. lol Thinks some laws can get in the way of real fun. lol
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^ Is well organised. < Enjoys being a pervert, but is harmless. v Is harmless, but only when not armed.
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Not guilty, although it sounds interesting. Wished an older woman had introduced you to sex as a kid? (I know I do! lol)
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^ Has more porn than me picked out < Is a boring fart. v Is less of a boring fart.
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13769 Wooo got 69!
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Guilty. Would enjoy an object being inserted in any number of orifices at the moment?
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^ Should read my Little Red Riding Hood story. < Enjoys being a pervert. v Might have to go hunting for smut soon.
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Not guilty, since that sounds damn cold! lol Has inserted other objects in said orifice?
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^ Enjoys porn. < Won't be looking at smut until later tonight, most likely. v Feels sorry for non-perverts.
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Not guilty, but have tried it. Likes cum?
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13763 Nighty night.
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Not really, although wouldn't mind being a donator. lol Started masturbating from the age of 12? (I did. Would have been sooner if I'd know how at the time lol)
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^ Has never written a nude beach story. < Too early to go to sleep. v Likes the sound of a sex on the beach with people watching kind of story.
