Leonhart29

Trouble (as in wait until some one else sees that one quamp )

I am looking at all the clothes I need to box up and wondering where in the hell I got them from. I am now remembering that my mother sneaks good awful 70's era clothing into my closet when she finds them at ... you guessed it! ... garage sales. I am wondering why she can never buy me something from THIS century?

He's not here at the moment - please leave a message after the beep. **beep** quamp?

Not Guilty - I don't re-gift to anyone I actually know - that's what the Good-Will store is for. G/NG Thinks of it as recycling not re-gifting.

If the toenails are a no go how about the ass hair? I just couldn't help myself!

Elijah Wood

I haven't either - which is something to crow about as I used to fish with them all the time. I have never caught a fish on a completely empty hook (there was still some worm guts on it)

Elate

I am no longer allowed to play on the forum when I should be boxing up the clothes I'll be giving away to charity. (I won't be able to sleep on my bed if I don't shake a tail feather)

The day after football season ends (I was in marching band and dance brigade... my half time shows were pure hell).

Ummm - They could have sent me the money and I could have told them the same thing... even though I prefer my guys a little more normal looking than the Adonis wanna be's..

I honestly didn't believe it when I read this one. What I want to know is this - where the fuck are her parents? And are they being charged as well? I would think that a neglect charge, providing alcohol to a minor, and child abuse would be the least of their worries.

When I went to college in Huntsville there was an inmate at the prison there that pulled a very old law up ... and he got it. The law stated that any felon in that county (this law used to pertain to the state as well by the way) once released could request a six shot revolver, a $10 gold piece and a horse provided he left the state and never came back. Because it was a law on the books (dating back to the 1800's) they gave it to him - $10 GOLD piece and everything. They dropped him off at the Texas / New Mexico border and watched him ride away... right into a waiting New Mexico county mounty's arms. Apparently felons aren't supposed to have fire arms there either. The law has since been stricken from the books.

Hugh Jackman

Hmmm - quamp?

Not Guilty - If it's gone it's because I hadn't used it or seen it in over a year. G/NG Has held onto something because you just knew you were going to need it sometime.

I have and still do. I have never liked ticks.

Tact

I am sure that Daz will perform wonderfully. I am looking into take a break. I am actually smiling at how much my mom is yelling at me (and it's making her yell louder). I am stating that she's yelling at me because I threw out a lot of my stuff and she thinks I should have sold them. I am also saying in my defense that I still have a lot to give to charity (I hate garage sales and will avoid them at all costs).

8455

I am no longer allowed to suggest that my mother is a pack rat of the highest level (she's still yelling at me about that one).

Memories of dance brigade

I'm here *waves hands erratically* Daz?

Will it be strip Twister?

^ Knows irony when ^ sees it. < Prefers a messy hairdo to a concrete helmet V Laughed at the concrete helmet vision.