Leonhart29

I am wondering what the first super cool rodent is?

Disinterred

Because her mother told her that the other strands wouldn't want to play with a chubby DNA. Why?

They're star crossed lovers. Why?

Defected

Hum - Lemoney Lemmings - I kinda like that....

Devoled - (HA! Someone had to do it!)

I am liking Uber-Vole very much.

Well, look at it this way. At least they didn't call us Lemmings - all of us following blindly off of the cliff of bad taste without a backwards look.

Disemboweled - (yew)

Because we're all closet Sadists. Why?

I am wishing that my half of the city had water service and I could take a shower. I am hoping that my muses don't mind the stench. I am also hoping the portapotties at work don't spontaneously combust from all the BS people have left them today.

Not Guilty G/NG has waited until the last minute and pray that you can get all of your shopping done?

Demoralized

Because we find it very intertaining. Why?

GUILTY!!!!!!! G/NG has ever called someone into the bathroom with a "look at what I did!"

I am looking at all the post numbers and finding mine lacking.

Guilty - if you count ex's G/NG - Has "borrowed" something from work and "forgot" to bring it back?

Desperate

Because it's a radioactive new form of weight controle - why?

4097 - Amount of freckles on my ex's ass.

Life

Guilty - all the time - oh wait - I guess - well - I am devilish all the time - oops - G/NG Secretly searched the web for those nude pics your ex took about a million years ago - (I'm guilty - are you?)

Not Guilty - I can even use an awel... G/NG - smiled like the devil to make someone wonder what the hell you're up too?

I actually haven't, but I would imagine it might be along the same lines as Monty Python's Penis song from the Meaning of Life - I just love Eric Idle - anyway - My Father told me (yes I talk to my parents quite a lot - but I don't have to listen to them any more so I guess it's okay) and he said that the main reason is because "down there" kinda looks like a gapping wound and the fact that it bleeds on a regular basis doesn't help matters much. He thinks it has something to do with making the silly thing not sound so ... threatening. Which is why most of men's names for their John Thomas are usually something to do with a weapon - what else would you stick in a wound?