Leonhart29

Because if they didn't they wouldn't get anything out of it. Why?

Detailed

And just what would Roo have in his pouch? Red?

I haven't either - but then again I have never gone looking for a hooker.

(Did you mean Trees?) Leaves

Because they used to throw up in the nastiest of places. Why?

Dilled

So if this Tigger bounced you, you wouldn't get all fidgety like Rabbit? Red?

I haven't either - and we'll leave it at that. I have never been one to answer a question with "I plead the 5th"

Fort

Because they've grown deaf to the pleas of their masters. Why?

Dimmed

hmmm - I could bounce all over that all day. Red?

I have - not many men think it's a good thing to do - putting a sharp razor blade near their balls tends to make them shrink - or so I've been told. I have never told someone to shave before I performed oral sex on them.

Because most of the old folks were muttering to themselves and not saying anything of worth. Why?

Disenchanted

So I guess I won't say TTFN then. Red?

I have - but not my face... just other things down south. I have never gone more than a week without shaving my legs and what not.

Because they forget to turn on their hearing aid. Why?

Diddled

I can't think of another bounce I'd rather have. Red?

Because old folks get lonely. Why?

Divided

Well - my bottom is made out of springs (or so I've been told) but my heads not made out of rubber. Red?

Because people tend to take care of their offspring. Why?