I haven't either - but I did bring my twin Texas tornadoes into a room and demolished it that way...
I have never understood how my girls can demolish a room in 10 seconds flat
I am bouncing in my chair with anticipation.
I am saying I have a surprise for my SO.
I am also saying that yes - SO in this case does mean Significant Other.
Guilty - but it's not something I would go out of my way to accomplish (and I like dick way to much to search for a bit of pussy)
G/NG Is waiting for someone to come home to them