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^ Wellp pardner, Ah'm a Texan, so Ah have no ahdea of what yer a-talkin' about. < Would probably say "Them's fightin' words!" if < knew what ^ was talking about. V Doesn't understand any of this either.

Not guilty. Even if a commerical is good, I don't think I'd try something just because of that. G/NG: Stopped using a product because of a commerical.

Well, only as a videogame. I have never... played cricket.

I'm not about to go and find out. What kind of person would want to go and find that out?

No "Big Dirty" here. Firelady?

Guilty. I can't stand pretentiously angst-ridden teen dramas. (Could anyone really answer not guilty to that one?) G/NG: Is sick of hearing about the Foley scandals.

buh-hubba-what? I'm completely confused by that. As best as I can answer, prediction of a person's behavior has stumped even the best of psychologists and sociologists. I have never... been so completely clueless about someone's "I have never..." before now.

Well, it's too easily confused with dingleberries. What happens when you omit the cinnamon from a bumbeberry pie?

Would you mind if I stuck this camera up your skirt? I might, if you served it with a heaping helping of fanboy service.

^ < is just as lost and confused as ^ is about that. < Read somewhere that someone once said "Thanksgiving is but a silly excuse for Americans to overeat." V Thinks Americans are too fat as well.

I'm sorry, no. Nanaea?

Let's not forget the Wizard of Oz series, as they make references to witches too. Censorship sucks no matter who's doing it, however, I have to agree that some lines should be drawn to protect the innocent. The thing, I think, nobody can agree upon, is where to draw that line.

Guilty. I've actually seen him live three times, as a matter of fact. G/NG: Has also seen Weird Al in concert.

^ WHAT DO YOU MEAN I LOSE MY TEMPER!? I DO NOT LOSE MY TEMPER!! I... oh, never mind. < Has been known to get angry once in a while. V Has reason to be angry at <.

Nonea. Dazzled?

Crappy song

What did you say to the woman touching your stomach there? Having her on my brain is like getting hit by a train. (Naughty points if you know what this is a line to!)

Not guilty. Now go away or I shall taunt you a second time! [/sarcasm] G/NG: Has seen Weird Al's new video, White & Nerdy.

A really good fuck. (Just ask Dazzled. BTW, congrats, Daz!) Who wants to bet on what strange cravings she'll have?

Erm... sorry. Only minigolf here too. I have never... learned gymnastics.

... any candidate for office that's actually worth voting for. Ah, but Bill junior, he was a ...

Blushing am I? I never noticed. Sweetmisery?

^ "Good" is a relative term. Yes, I have a sense of humor, but a lot of the stuff I find very funny some people absolutely hate. < Didn't mind Red's pun, but didn't laugh at it either. < Has one older sister, and it's been a mixed blessing. <Knows it's not what you get from a woman, but what you give to a woman that can make all the difference. V Agress with < on the last < point.

So why didn't you post a question that made sense? I feel so alone being the only coherent one on the board of late.

Not guilty. Every time I've blamed something I've done on someone else, I've been caught. G/NG: Thinks that the attempts to ban Harry Potter in Georgia on the grounds that it spreads paganism is very stupid.