InBrightestDay

Nah, I just love spanish so I’m trying to learn it. That would be awesome tho. And thanks! 

Oh, okay.  I thought from the “erotica en espanol to help me learn” that you were moving to Spain or something!
At any rate, good luck with the move and we’ll see you when you get back!

Moving to Edmonton Alberta, from Southern Saskatchewan.

Well, welcome back for the two days!

Well, welcome back for the two days!

The weird part is I could almost swear I’ve heard that phrase before.

The weird part is I could almost swear I’ve heard that phrase before.

Well, welcome back for the two days!

So would I (even though I’m ridiculously behind in my reading...)

I’d read the hell out of that. 

All I want to know is who told them The Handmaid’s Tale was a “How to” guide?

“Billy-Bob was so proud a signin’ that there legislation he bragged all about it to the pretty blonde thing chattin’ him at the country club. Only, she weren’t human, not no how, and next day he done woke up pregnant. Well, shit, Billy-Bob if you’re fixin’ to get one of them abortions yore shit outa luck.”
[/Banjo outro]
Although it has to be said, “Gertie rises from the dead and the only thing that will sate her hunger is Alabama fetuses” would be a hell of a story, in the brief period before I was taken out and shot.

Yeeeaaaah no. Seriously wtf dude, I mean…
Can’t you just write a sequel to a big girl’s bad end? 
I’m kidding. Don’t… Or, you know, do? 

On behalf of the South, you have my apologies.

On behalf of the South, you have my apologies.

By “complained” do you mean like “I’m sad this was abandoned,” or like “How dare you not finish this?”

Sounds like you need one last chapter to finish off:
“...as all this was going on Colin opened a forbidden book. The world began to unravel. Everyone died. The End.”

I’m sorry to hear that, and I hope the coming week is better for you.

Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!

I’m sorry to hear that, and I hope the coming week is better for you.

Weird as this is going to sound, I’m actually rather partial to Disturbed’s version.
And since I can’t figure out how to embed videos, I’m just going to have to hyperlink it.
 

This calls for celebratory music!

@InBrightestDay It was a less-than-serious reference to the negative connotations my fellow intersectional feminists on other social media sites have attributed to redditers. Also, the puns. If I start chain punning shit, you’ll know I’m lost forever. 

And so hotel california clams another victim.

One of “those” people?  Is there something about being on Reddit?
This isn’t a joke or anything; there’s just a lot about the internet I don’t know.