Ghost-of-a-Chance
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When one considers the size of the target and the size of the projectile, one would think a cat’s foot would miss tender spots more often than it would hit. So why do they always—always—manage to stomp right on nipples and testicles? How does that make sense?
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Making sure you’re not dead? Or, an experiment to test how much you love them?
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I firmly believe this is an ongoing and extensive test of the pain tolerances of bipeds, and somewhere, there is a dedicated team of feline researchers compiling a database of the frequency of certain responses to specific stimuli. I eagerly await publication of their results.
On a side note, they have occasionally outsourced data collection to corgis.
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If this is a test for life, then someone needs to tell Heifer I’m not dead. You hear me, Heiferlump Chance? I’m still alive, and I love you! You don’t get to eat my corpse yet!
