BigMan7307

5 is up, not as mushy, as normal, lol

Not replaced by the credit card, someone still needs to pay the monthly bill.

Sometimes they need us more when they grow up than they did when they were young.

We did, mostly because it was close enough that the flies were a bitch the rest of the weekend. I think a lot was her paranoia over the stalkers, but, then again, she called me into the bathroom once to squish a spider on the far side of the room.

She was about 15 about the time of that incident.

That kinda reminds me of a camping trip with the ex gf and her kids. Her oldest daughter just dropped her pants, and pooped 40 feet from the campsite. In her defense she had heard the rumors about guys hiding in the campground toilets.

I don't blame you for a second on that one. I'm sure they would show their appreciation for you stalking them, in some way, even the little monkey, as crazy as she may be, you also know how precious she really is.

I saw every step they took, I may be a old gorilla but I'm a sneaky gorilla. I'm not letting my little girls out there alone, too many crazies! Besides, if they don't see me watching, I can't get in trouble! That's a good plan til the girls come home and ask you how you enjoyed shopping.

There was a reason it was called the Poop Deck, lol. Granted, I do like a lot of our modern conveniences, but, really, other than refrigeration, to keep food, a lot of the rest can be accomodated for. But, Magus has a lot more experience dealing directly with the less than stellar accomodations.

So you have someone to blame when it gets messed up? You really let the women loose in the mall without a chaperone? I hope you kept the credit cards.

Thank you sniper. As a former sailor, I almost wished that I could have gone back and sailed during that period myself. Something alluring about seeing the flying clouds coming over the horizon.

Well, after many hours of toiling over it, Chapter 4 has now been posted. Feel free to yell and scream at me for taking so long, lol.

Like most guys, partially domesticated. They still worry when he goes to the store by himself, wondering if he'll bring the right supplies back for that time of the month.

You just want to be able to put "wench" into there as often as possible, and not get in trouble, lol

Just keep in mind, they have started to come up with micro tech. A wireless microphone they can stick to the back of a fly, brings new meaning to "fly on the wall"

That just sounds so wrong, considering the spiders are some of the main characters in GITG. Hopefully the story ones don't read that, and decide to turn on their creator.

Nah, we're never fully trained, just relatively domesticated. Always going to be that Work in Progress, I think that's why they keep us around, either that, or to chase the mice when they run through the yard :/

Yeah, ironically, she said the same thing, lol... I can legitimately say "That's what she said"

The hard part is trying to keep up with everyone's demand for a next chapter.... including her, oh well, I can only write so fast.

You do realize this story line is your fault Magus. On the bright side, the gf kinda loves it, happy tears at the end of chapter 3, lol. Much better than the ones she had at the end of my other one.

Gladly, the good part it this one seems to be coming fairly quickly, so far.

Chapter 3 is up, not much of a surprise in it, but, I'm thinking on a few different lines of where to go with it all.

With children, and animals, we always wonder who's being taught. They open their mouth, we learn they are hungry, so we feed them. You let the dog outside, when they come in from outside, they get a treat, they will go out, then stand on the porch and let you know they're ready to come in. When you hear their yip, you come to the door, let them in, and give them their treat. Who got trained in the process? Btw, to save questions, and traffic here regarding my stories here's the link to my forum..... http://www2.adult-fanfiction.org/forum/index.php/topic/58615-bigman7307s-spot/

To keep the questions about my feed out of other's forums, I opened this one up so everyone wanting to ask things, or offer opinions can not detract from someone else's.

Working on it as i speak, almost half through.