Desiderius Price

For the first day of Christmas, a true love OUGHT to give a spammer’s head in a pear tree.

For the first day of Christmas, a true love OUGHT to give a spammer’s head in a pear tree.

Tis the season for Santa’s Workshop to be bought out by a Wall Street private equity firm.

Tis the season for Santa’s Workshop to be bought out by a Wall Street private equity firm.

Editorial Review came back.
 
So I was correct to put mature warning. They enjoyed it… For a middle novel.

 
So before I launch any website I have to go back and revamp it so it fits a first book feel
rather than a middle of the series vibe.

Still hoping to get back and read! There’s a new Thundercloud chapter fer wossnames sakes! If I end up reading the christmas stories same time as halloween so be it, but I’ve either been busy, away walking, or had no internet. Bit of a shitter. Away again after today for a while.

Thanksgiving turkey recap:  It was tasty/delicious, didn’t bother with gravy based on the QA taste test
Being single & celebrating by myself, I opted for a turkey breast (which is less than a full bird).  Started this on Monday, when I let the thing soak in a bath of orange juice mixed with sugar, salt, & spices.  Yesterday, fired up the propane meat smoker, used cherry wood chips, let it sit for four hours inside.  (Also had some chicken thighs along for extra meat to enjoy later.)  Only mistake, didn’t fully dump all the OJ bath out, so it was still in the cavity at hour three, dumped that then … so at that exact spot, it was a tad under cooked despite the rest being well-done (I’ll get it with the microwave on leftovers).
All in all, quite pleased with how it turned out.  Quite moist, tender, and bursting in flavor with every bite, hence the decision to skip the hassle over gravy.  Carcass is now in the freezer, I’ll take it out once I’m inthe mood for turkey soup.

Thanksgiving turkey recap:  It was tasty/delicious, didn’t bother with gravy based on the QA taste test
Being single & celebrating by myself, I opted for a turkey breast (which is less than a full bird).  Started this on Monday, when I let the thing soak in a bath of orange juice mixed with sugar, salt, & spices.  Yesterday, fired up the propane meat smoker, used cherry wood chips, let it sit for four hours inside.  (Also had some chicken thighs along for extra meat to enjoy later.)  Only mistake, didn’t fully dump all the OJ bath out, so it was still in the cavity at hour three, dumped that then … so at that exact spot, it was a tad under cooked despite the rest being well-done (I’ll get it with the microwave on leftovers).
All in all, quite pleased with how it turned out.  Quite moist, tender, and bursting in flavor with every bite, hence the decision to skip the hassle over gravy.  Carcass is now in the freezer, I’ll take it out once I’m inthe mood for turkey soup.

The definition of irony is wanting to scream at your cats, “Just live in fucking harmony goddamn it!”

Death penalty for spammers, anybody got an issue with this?

Death penalty for spammers, anybody got an issue with this?

Death penalty for spammers, anybody got an issue with this?

Death penalty for spammers, anybody got an issue with this?

Death penalty for spammers, anybody got an issue with this?

A big Happy Birthday shout-out to the one and only @DemonGoddess, my fellow cranky old broad. Here’s hoping for a good year!         

Make yourself feel better, go back and re-read the reviews you do have for your stories.

What I say: "He was a stallion in the truest sense."
What my phone hears: "He was a scallion in the truest sense."
So keep an eye out for my upcoming story about a sexy green onion.

Make yourself feel better, go back and re-read the reviews you do have for your stories.

It really does look like they stomped all over my poor hands...

Well, having failed all conservative treatment options, I’ll be setting up for chemotherapy for this oddball immune system of mine.  Wish me luck!

Welp, I can say for a fact now that intubation sucks really mfing bad. Other than that my surgery went well and some tall dude nurse got to help me put my panties back on...wasn’t in my prime tho.

Happy Halloween Everybody!

So, is eating a rabbi considered Kosher?  (Asking for...a friend cause ‘tis the season for questions.)

I want my money back!  Third COVID shot so far, no super powers. 

I absolutely cannot wait until I get this surgery done on my hands and am incapable of doing anything for myself! Said no one ever.