Desiderius Price
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On the THIRD day of Christmas a true love ought to give three destroyed spammers’ modems, two broken spammers’ keyboards1, and a spammer’s head in a pear tree.
1Credit to @BronxWench for the second line, maybe a forum topic would’ve been better?
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For the first day of Christmas, a true love OUGHT to give a spammer’s head in a pear tree.
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One the second day of Christmas, my true love gave to me two broken keyboards, and a spammer’s head in a pear tree.
(For nostalgia’s sake: http://www2.adult-fanfiction.org/forum/topic/18623-12-days-of-aff/ )
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Tis the season for Santa’s Workshop to be bought out by a Wall Street private equity firm.
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Started off as a conversation with a coworker about the likely OSHA violations (for Santa’s Workshop).
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Yeah, I’m going to say it’d be the otherway around. You’d think it would be like wolves descneding on some old dude but then you realize Old Saint Nick has one eye.
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Word of advice to any Wall Street private equity firm thinking about this potential buyout? Do not fuck with the All-Father.
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mythical monsters that kidnap people?
Desiderius Price replied to SirGeneralSir's topic in Writers' Corner
Well, if you’re unsure how to proceed, a slow cook, a good sauce, and baste frequently, are usually good rules of thumb. -
mythical monsters that kidnap people?
Desiderius Price replied to SirGeneralSir's topic in Writers' Corner
Might make it more complicated, so the friends aren’t in the first place he checks… like, maybe he thinks its the trolls at first? (Or whatever monsters you settle on.) -
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88 Kudos on AO3, does this mean I’m going back in time?
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Crisis averted, somebody helpfully hit the button, 89 kudos.
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Sure, November’s goal might’ve been a bust, however, I think I’ve overcome the hurdle that stopped my progress. Therefore, my December’s goal is to advance my potter story from 1066k to 1125k (on-drive count). Already had 1.1k this morning before work, so off to a decent start.
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November’s over and I’ve missed my goal for the month
Still, 40k’s not too bad I suppose.
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Well, the Christmas displays have been up in the stores for months.
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