Desiderius Price

Never belittle the PWP. It’s how my original universe started, I tried a PWP and my brain rebelled, go “how did they get here?” Voila, an original universe was born. Bouncy, full of life! (and nudity and sex)

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As a writer, I *always* like the magical stuff to have consequences, you know. For instance, slip somebody a love potion and you’ll never be 100% certain they really like you, or it was the love potion tricking ‘em. (*cough* *cough* HBP *cough* *cough*) Another thing I created, a sensitizing ointment, good for treating sunburns, but also makes the skin super sensitive, so you can see the sexual use Medicinal grade will add a bit of stinging nettle to help thwart addiction. However, abuse it and it’ll trigger puberty (good if you need somebody to be capable of producing an heir...this week). Of course, being the author I am, I happily provided it to first years.

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I do have fun with my potter fanfic… even had a toffee that turned hair jet-black (that was it). Poor Ron when Ginny thought she was giving a midnight blow-job to Harry…. Potions to elongate the todger (Harry didn’t read the label, took the WHOLE package, ended up with one towering up to 40’ high). Oh, and the magical condom, a spell that’ll allow for perfect sex, only price is losing your magical abilities for the next 48 hours.

I once set loose a rogue enchanted dildo inside Hogwarts, it’d randomly go from person to person (uninvited).

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My thoughts when I read the article years ago… why didn’t they let it go a tad longer and cut themselves out of the gene pool? (Not fatally, mind you… just enough to serve Darwin )

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Well, the dildo on the sawzall went about as well as you’d expect… life-flight to the local trauma center.

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42024, a palindrome.

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Left Jeff between two black bear cubs (several feet away)… need to figure the way out w/o killing him!

Oh, that’s a good one...I’m tempted to use it for things that aren’t milk

Aw… sounds like something you can have loads of fun with. “Hey Bob, what’s this girl doing sucking your...” or similar

Happy to help, my imagination can run wild. Like… male gets drunk in a bar, stands up, releases some into another female’s drink.

Suggest taking a cruise through a website like Adam & Eve’s (private-browsing-mode) for ideas. About anything *can* be used as a sex toy, however, I wouldn’t recommend attaching a dildo to a sawz-all.