Desiderius Price

I want to put something witty, upbeat and positive here, but this is me, so…

(insert swear words of choice)

You may have noticed I’m never online. Sorry about that. I’m really ill. Can’t even read atm. I've restarted Matt Haig’s latest about half a dozen times now. Still haven’t got past the first four pages. Goldfish have better concentration and mental agility than me right now.

I can’t even do you any politics…

Well, except to say to all: Fight fascism, with everything you’ve got. But then, that’s not really politics. That’s just basic humanity. I still have some of that left in me.

So, apologies if you’re waiting on me to reply to emails/admit I’m alive/do something I’ve forgotten. I honestly don’t mean to be ignorant. I just have zero energy. I have no idea when normal service will be resumed.

This status update is the most writing I’ve done in weeks. 

A very happy birthday to foeofthelance, and many more, lad!  

yo yo yo! just saying hi!!! lol

Just got a job! Finally! Working with animals too! I'm so excited... and I just can't hide it... Fuck. Now I got that song in my head. 

Just got a job! Finally! Working with animals too! I'm so excited... and I just can't hide it... Fuck. Now I got that song in my head. 

So, NineStar Press has offered me a contract to republish Ghost’s Sight… 

So, NineStar Press has offered me a contract to republish Ghost’s Sight… 

Uggh, can’t seem to add my one-shot to the archives.

Just test drove the new battery to my hybrid on a long trip.  Got 52mpg instead of the typical 40mpg! 

Just test drove the new battery to my hybrid on a long trip.  Got 52mpg instead of the typical 40mpg! 

So, how do you tell someone politely to stop pointing out your mistakes in every chapter you post without sounding like an asshole…? Dude, okay, I know: three other people have pointed this out to me! Stop editing my fucking story! *grumbles*

Just wrote this and had to share…. “Good thing that’s not Pinocchio's dick, no room for lies.”

Made a weird discovery today: Someone has translated the first chapter of my SVTFOE fic “Star’s Crossed Lovers” into Spanish and posted it on Wattpad. My feeling of flattery is somewhat dampened by the fact that the translator neither asked my permission nor included my name with the post (although he/she does not claim to be the author).

Damm, Linkin Park.  Makes me feel old.

Asked for a bit of advice and got chastised with the whole “love is love” speech. Not what I asked for but whatever… *works on new story*

Taking a hiatus...I’m sorry...I lost my husband last night. I need time for me and our daughter.

Have to have a Liver Ultrasound done on August 1^st. At my local hospital. I am kind of scared. 

We have new hires, that are even trained!  Let’s see how long this lasts, to where I can actually work a NORMAL week.  Keeping my fingers crossed!

Happy Fourth of July, to those that celebrate it. 

So the dark beast has struck again... My archnemesis, Self Doubt, is back... .  I wish he'd fuck off...  Jump into a fiery, raging volcano...   Or something... At least let me kick him in the nuts...   Just once...  

So the dark beast has struck again... My archnemesis, Self Doubt, is back... .  I wish he'd fuck off...  Jump into a fiery, raging volcano...   Or something... At least let me kick him in the nuts...   Just once...  

I'm now legally old enough to drink; although I'll never want to.

So the dark beast has struck again... My archnemesis, Self Doubt, is back... .  I wish he'd fuck off...  Jump into a fiery, raging volcano...   Or something... At least let me kick him in the nuts...   Just once...  

I'm now legally old enough to drink; although I'll never want to.

Posting a brand new story feels kinda like flashing strangers. You kinda feel exhilarated, kinda insecure, hoping your boobs aren’t lopsided, you spend the whole time trying to glean approval from their reactions, and at the same time reaaaallly wanna put your top back on… Or is it just me?