Desiderius Price

All of my work is done, I have the house to myself and all day to write NC-17 fanfiction. Let’s see if I can get to the ‘dog bed’ scene that started all this before supper tonight. I can  but try.

And we’re having a bad night into day of seizures for my wee Corgi lass...

And we’re having a bad night into day of seizures for my wee Corgi lass...

Well, the creative side just dive bombed into the ground with a nuke attached to it.  If onlybad news would stop coming my way...  Or RL would dive bomb into the ground...  Either or...  I'm not picky... 

And we’re having a bad night into day of seizures for my wee Corgi lass...

Well, girlfriend has gone back home now, so life goes back to normal, for better or worse, mostly worse.

I need a day off from work.  I need to be able to take a loooong weekend even.  HAH.  Hah, hah, hah.  Not likely in the near future 

Tamper-Resistant outlet: 0, Me: 1.   Victory!  (well, it helped to remove the stupid thing and put in a proper one.)

Having broken the $10 mark on BN.com, I can officially add "Paid author" to the resume. I think, technically, this puts me at Z list status. Y status here we come!

Tried to promise myself I’d write 100 words a day.  Failed.  Promised myself 50 words.  Wrote 500.  My muse is a witch.

Did anybody see the eclipse (besides me?)

Did anybody see the eclipse (besides me?)

I want to put something witty, upbeat and positive here, but this is me, so…

(insert swear words of choice)

You may have noticed I’m never online. Sorry about that. I’m really ill. Can’t even read atm. I've restarted Matt Haig’s latest about half a dozen times now. Still haven’t got past the first four pages. Goldfish have better concentration and mental agility than me right now.

I can’t even do you any politics…

Well, except to say to all: Fight fascism, with everything you’ve got. But then, that’s not really politics. That’s just basic humanity. I still have some of that left in me.

So, apologies if you’re waiting on me to reply to emails/admit I’m alive/do something I’ve forgotten. I honestly don’t mean to be ignorant. I just have zero energy. I have no idea when normal service will be resumed.

This status update is the most writing I’ve done in weeks. 

A very happy birthday to foeofthelance, and many more, lad!  

yo yo yo! just saying hi!!! lol

Just got a job! Finally! Working with animals too! I'm so excited... and I just can't hide it... Fuck. Now I got that song in my head. 

Just got a job! Finally! Working with animals too! I'm so excited... and I just can't hide it... Fuck. Now I got that song in my head. 

So, NineStar Press has offered me a contract to republish Ghost’s Sight… 

So, NineStar Press has offered me a contract to republish Ghost’s Sight… 

Uggh, can’t seem to add my one-shot to the archives.

Just test drove the new battery to my hybrid on a long trip.  Got 52mpg instead of the typical 40mpg! 

Just test drove the new battery to my hybrid on a long trip.  Got 52mpg instead of the typical 40mpg! 

So, how do you tell someone politely to stop pointing out your mistakes in every chapter you post without sounding like an asshole…? Dude, okay, I know: three other people have pointed this out to me! Stop editing my fucking story! *grumbles*

Just wrote this and had to share…. “Good thing that’s not Pinocchio's dick, no room for lies.”

Made a weird discovery today: Someone has translated the first chapter of my SVTFOE fic “Star’s Crossed Lovers” into Spanish and posted it on Wattpad. My feeling of flattery is somewhat dampened by the fact that the translator neither asked my permission nor included my name with the post (although he/she does not claim to be the author).