Desiderius Price

I have a terrible, very bad, no good idea...Oh, who am I kidding, I’m so writing this bitch. *evil grin*

I have a terrible, very bad, no good idea...Oh, who am I kidding, I’m so writing this bitch. *evil grin*

“Rigg’s and Mortis Discount Mortuary”.

Do I get brownie points for not plunging a fountain pen through someone’s carotid artery at a budget committee meeting?

Do I get brownie points for not plunging a fountain pen through someone’s carotid artery at a budget committee meeting?

I’m very excited.

There will be plotty bits in the next chapter. That’s not why I’m excited.

There will be Podrick in the next chapter. That’s not why.

There will be Jon Snow in the next chapter. Nope.

Tormund will be the pov character.

May work be over soon!

Do I get brownie points for not plunging a fountain pen through someone’s carotid artery at a budget committee meeting?

Do I get brownie points for not plunging a fountain pen through someone’s carotid artery at a budget committee meeting?

I’m very excited.

There will be plotty bits in the next chapter. That’s not why I’m excited.

There will be Podrick in the next chapter. That’s not why.

There will be Jon Snow in the next chapter. Nope.

Tormund will be the pov character.

May work be over soon!

Do I get brownie points for not plunging a fountain pen through someone’s carotid artery at a budget committee meeting?

“You’re such a good writer, I’d swer you’re a rapist!”

Yeah, fuck you too. 

I think my cat was bitten by a spider, but the tough old bastard somehow survived.

I think my cat was bitten by a spider, but the tough old bastard somehow survived.

I think my cat was bitten by a spider, but the tough old bastard somehow survived.

All of my work is done, I have the house to myself and all day to write NC-17 fanfiction. Let’s see if I can get to the ‘dog bed’ scene that started all this before supper tonight. I can  but try.

All of my work is done, I have the house to myself and all day to write NC-17 fanfiction. Let’s see if I can get to the ‘dog bed’ scene that started all this before supper tonight. I can  but try.

All of my work is done, I have the house to myself and all day to write NC-17 fanfiction. Let’s see if I can get to the ‘dog bed’ scene that started all this before supper tonight. I can  but try.

And we’re having a bad night into day of seizures for my wee Corgi lass...

And we’re having a bad night into day of seizures for my wee Corgi lass...

Well, the creative side just dive bombed into the ground with a nuke attached to it.  If onlybad news would stop coming my way...  Or RL would dive bomb into the ground...  Either or...  I'm not picky... 

And we’re having a bad night into day of seizures for my wee Corgi lass...

Well, girlfriend has gone back home now, so life goes back to normal, for better or worse, mostly worse.

I need a day off from work.  I need to be able to take a loooong weekend even.  HAH.  Hah, hah, hah.  Not likely in the near future 

Tamper-Resistant outlet: 0, Me: 1.   Victory!  (well, it helped to remove the stupid thing and put in a proper one.)

Having broken the $10 mark on BN.com, I can officially add "Paid author" to the resume. I think, technically, this puts me at Z list status. Y status here we come!