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Status Updates posted by Desiderius Price
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Welcome to national LEFTOVERS day.
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“Soylent Green, it’s taste varies from person to person.” Good marketing
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It’s recycling, therefore eco-friendly too.
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My brother said they didn’t taste like anyone he knew. Quite disappointing…
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Well, when it comes to any business product, it’s always about the people
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Worst horror story of the week: MONDAY!
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Tuesday *does* mean Monday’s over with.
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Please, lets not involve poor Bob in this, he’s innocent
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That’s why I’ve stopped associating lawyers with sharks, cause I don’t want to defame the sharks.
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Well, I achieved success… my halloween story now has a name!!!!
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Hmm… maybe I should, like, draw a map to this haunted house before I write about it?
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Tough part about writing this Halloween story? No sex.
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See, it’s even scarier!
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Nah, scary is the time of year when my company demands my annual self-evaluation.
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Well I’m sure you’re totes fine as long as you keep NSFW off the company’s comps.
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Apparently, the odds of a surprise birth is 1 one 2500 (this is where the mother’s unaware she’s pregnant until labor/baby shows up). Something I’m researching as I’m reconsidering my existing WIP halloween story.
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It’s not like the first one was a bad idea, it simply had enough moving parts that a oneshot wouldn’t do it justice. Even my hairbrained idea to “reformat” a multi-chapter story into a single one-shot wasn’t going to cut it anywhere under 45k. So, the MC gets a reprieve and his sentence won’t be carried out immediately.
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I’m just shuddering at the thought of a stealth pregnancy. It’s bad enough when you know about it.
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Giving you a spook even BEFORE I post the story, that’s cool
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“Overheard a couple of stoned teachers in the staff lounge,” Ruben said, “So you know it’s true.”
Cracking up as I’m working on my Halloween story…
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Trying to focus at work, but my mind’s wanting to write my Halloween story instead! Oh, the torture.
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It’s mortgage FREEDOM day! One less landlord in my life.
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I got to learn how to wire money today as well, so there’s that. (Cause I figure mortgage firms have been burned taking anything less than a cashier’s check or money wire.) Now waiting for the paperwork to clear.
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Many congratulations! I loved my mortgage freedoms days immensely!
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And confirmed it deposited via the mortgager. This dark period is ending…. and a small shopping spree might happen.
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Watching the Expanse. Imagine having the actor credit of “puking diplomat” on your resume?
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One of my all time favourite “resumé credits” belongs to Henry Cavill… Although his character does have a name in the movie, and is listed as such, he can still put on his acting resumé: “Gay flirted with Robert DeNiro.
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I can totally see some casting director saying, “I need a good puker for this movie. I’m talking someone who can really blow chunks.” And this actor’s agent says, “Have I got the guy for you.”
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So, why do they even bother printing “best-by” dates for chocolate chips? Seems rather pointless.
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YES!!! My internet works again, how blessed.
Now where do I pick up my medal for having to withstand an eight day outage?
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And it turns out the local library’s free wifi blocks AFF (labels it as pornography). Ditto at work, so was considering getting a VPN to work around the blockage.
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Yep, because we are an age-restricted site.
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Not that I was particularly disagreeing, especially at work. Though we’re not the visual graphic image type, so it should be alright (IMO) to browse (quietly) in a library setting. (Obviously, a text-to-speech feature might not go over as well...) However, crisis was averted, so now I can be a pervert in my own damn house!
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According to FB adverts, today, I’m apparently a dentist. Didn’t realize I was so talented!
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That moment when you realize your potter fanfic has more posted words than JKR’s books 1-7. Yeah, I checked--mine’s longer and this Harry’s having a worst time than canon too.
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I know some people dis on the daily writing habit, however, I’m finding it quite useful. In my case, this has become my most overall productive time of the day, squeezed in between when I wake up and when I have to punch into work. This morning, it was 1.2k, so not too shabby for a work day.