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  1. Welcome to national LEFTOVERS day.

    1. InvidiaRed

      InvidiaRed

      Where ThanksGiving actually tastes better having marinated overnight!

       

    2. JamesRyderErotica

      JamesRyderErotica

      Thanksgiving. The holiday that just keeps going and going.

  2. It’s a WEEKEND for me, time to get writing.

  3. Remember, remember!  The fifth of November.

  4. “Soylent Green, it’s taste varies from person to person.”  Good marketing :)

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    2. Desiderius Price

      Desiderius Price

      It’s recycling, therefore eco-friendly too.

    3. BronxWench

      BronxWench

      My brother said they didn’t taste like anyone he knew. Quite disappointing… 

    4. Desiderius Price

      Desiderius Price

      Well, when it comes to any business product, it’s always about the people :)

  5. Worst horror story of the week: MONDAY!

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    2. Desiderius Price

      Desiderius Price

      Tuesday *does* mean Monday’s over with.

    3. WillowDarkling

      WillowDarkling

      Please, lets not involve poor Bob in this, he’s innocent :D  

    4. Desiderius Price

      Desiderius Price

      That’s why I’ve stopped associating lawyers with sharks, cause I don’t want to defame the sharks.

  6. First FIVE days after the weekend are the hardest.

  7. Well, I achieved success… my halloween story now has a name!!!!

    1. InvidiaRed
    2. Desiderius Price

      Desiderius Price

      Idea came to me last night as I was trying to go to sleep!  (Of course that’s when it’ll come.)

  8. Hmm… maybe I should, like, draw a map to this haunted house before I write about it?

  9. Tough part about writing this Halloween story?   No sex.

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    2. BronxWench
    3. Desiderius Price

      Desiderius Price

      Nah, scary is the time of year when my company demands my annual self-evaluation.  :)

    4. InvidiaRed

      InvidiaRed

      Well I’m sure you’re totes fine as long as you keep NSFW off the company’s comps.

  10. Apparently, the odds of a surprise birth is 1 one 2500 (this is where the mother’s unaware she’s pregnant until labor/baby shows up).  Something I’m researching as I’m reconsidering my existing WIP halloween story.

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    2. Desiderius Price

      Desiderius Price

      It’s not like the first one was a bad idea, it simply had enough moving parts that a oneshot wouldn’t do it justice.  Even my hairbrained idea to “reformat” a multi-chapter story into a single one-shot wasn’t going to cut it anywhere under 45k.  So, the MC gets a reprieve and his sentence won’t be carried out immediately.

    3. BronxWench

      BronxWench

      I’m just shuddering at the thought of a stealth pregnancy. It’s bad enough when you know about it. :lol: 

    4. Desiderius Price

      Desiderius Price

      Giving you a spook even BEFORE I post the story, that’s cool :whistle:

  11. Quote

    Overheard a couple of stoned teachers in the staff lounge,” Ruben said, “So you know it’s true.”

    Cracking up as I’m working on my Halloween story…

  12. Trying to focus at work, but my mind’s wanting to write my Halloween story instead!  Oh, the torture.

  13. It’s mortgage FREEDOM day!  One less landlord in my life.

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    2. Desiderius Price

      Desiderius Price

      I got to learn how to wire money today as well, so there’s that.  (Cause I figure mortgage firms have been burned taking anything less than a cashier’s check or money wire.)  Now waiting for the paperwork to clear.

    3. BronxWench

      BronxWench

      Many congratulations! I loved my mortgage freedoms days immensely! :lol: 

    4. Desiderius Price

      Desiderius Price

      And confirmed it deposited via the mortgager.  This dark period is ending…. and a small shopping spree might happen.

  14. Watching the Expanse.  Imagine having the actor credit of “puking diplomat” on your resume?

    1. WillowDarkling

      WillowDarkling

      One of my all time favourite “resumé credits” belongs to Henry Cavill… Although his character does have a name in the movie, and is listed as such, he can still put on his acting resumé: “Gay flirted with Robert DeNiro. 

    2. GeorgeGlass

      GeorgeGlass

      I can totally see some casting director saying, “I need a good puker for this movie. I’m talking someone who can really blow chunks.” And this actor’s agent says, “Have I got the guy for you.”

  15. So, why do they even bother printing “best-by” dates for chocolate chips?  Seems rather pointless.

    1. InvidiaRed

      InvidiaRed

      All foodstuff goes bad eventually and legally most foodstuff has to include at least a best by or an expiration date.

    2. Desiderius Price

      Desiderius Price

      Lifespan of the frozen pizza once I get it home?  Maybe an hour.

  16. YES!!!  My internet works again, how blessed.  :bounce:  Now where do I pick up my medal for having to withstand an eight day outage? 

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    2. Desiderius Price

      Desiderius Price

      And it turns out the local library’s free wifi blocks AFF (labels it as pornography).  Ditto at work, so was considering getting a VPN to work around the blockage.

    3. BronxWench

      BronxWench

      Yep, because we are an age-restricted site. 

    4. Desiderius Price

      Desiderius Price

      Not that I was particularly disagreeing, especially at work.  Though we’re not the visual graphic image type, so it should be alright (IMO) to browse (quietly) in a library setting.  (Obviously, a text-to-speech feature might not go over as well...)  However, crisis was averted, so now I can be a pervert in my own damn house!  :)

       

  17. Now is that time to start thinking about those Halloween one shots!

  18. Now at 66666 (AO3) hits on my potter fanfic!  Yay!

  19. “Don’t try this at home.  The police will have questions.”

    1. InvidiaRed

      InvidiaRed

      Lol, thats what the desert is for :rolleyes:

    2. BronxWench
    3. kagome26isawsome

      kagome26isawsome

      as shultz used to say: i know nothing...NOTHING!!! 

  20. Fifteen hours to SPRING!

    1. Wilde_Guess

      Wilde_Guess

      ‘Bout time.  Vernal Equinox is moving even slower than Vernon Dursley with Petunia’s 14” by 7 “ circumference clitoris up his keister.

  21. :sham: Happy St. Patrick’s Day! :sham:

  22. FINALLY!  Only a month late, met my December writing goal!

  23. According to FB adverts, today, I’m apparently a dentist.  Didn’t realize I was so talented!

  24. That moment when you realize your potter fanfic has more posted words than JKR’s books 1-7.  Yeah, I checked--mine’s longer and this Harry’s having a worst time than canon too.

  25. I know some people dis on the daily writing habit, however, I’m finding it quite useful.  In my case, this has become my most overall productive time of the day, squeezed in between when I wake up and when I have to punch into work.  This morning, it was 1.2k, so not too shabby for a work day.

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