Desiderius Price
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What better way to give thanks than to write smut?
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Amen to that
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What sucks is I’m on my second power outage of the day
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What’s it with me wanting to write in characters having sex at church? Certainly one way to keep the services interesting, I suppose.
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When I think about Trump’s wall, I can’t help thinking about Hadrian’s Wall.
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When I think of Trump’s wall, I think he’s lost his marbles and is off his rocker. Perhaps that’s what daddy demanded in return for making the loan…
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When in doubt, add in a few random farts to the story, that’ll spice things up….
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“I knew the dame was trouble the second she waltzed into my office with Taco Bell take out. Suddenly, a fart rang out!”
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When it rains, it pours, and wished it really did! My pickup truck breaks down on the way into work
Had to walk over an hour home, with the existing sunburns from Friday, not pleasant.
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That’s the nice thing with the pickup, only a two-seater cab with not much space to accumulate clutter.
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He has a gangbox in the trunk, and the back seat holds the overflow of things he needs, or once needed, or might possibly need, or forgot he has. I refuse to look for anything in his car. The last time I tried, something bit me.
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Well, fumigation might work for this!
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When the mind's stumped, spontaneously add in a murder attempt to the story, that’ll spice things up.
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When the youtube video is “HOW TO MAKE YOUR BOOBS LOOK BIGGER | How To Contour Your Boobs”, I definitely had to watch that in full for research to make sure my character is properly accenting out hers in my story.
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- InvidiaRed, BronxWench and GeorgeGlass
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While a bit slow for an extended weekend (mostly due to a game distraction), I did finish Jefferey episode 12, which won’t be posted for a while, the usual reasons (that and wanting to get the entire episode arc more or less done before I begin posting it).
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While I’m not going to sign up for NaNo, I’ll make a goal. Add 70k to my adult version of my potter fanfic. We’ll see how well this fares at the end of the month.
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They do allow fan fiction, and anything you submit is encrypted and scrambled. They just want word count, and not manuscripts per se, so the verification process doesn’t even save the encrypted file.
But do your own unofficial NaNa if you like, and get those 70k words out by November 30!
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Let’s go with posted, start of the month is 126.8k, and I’m effectively trying to get it to 200k. (It’s on AO3 as I was more confident posting it there, and luckily, they’ve got word counts.) And boy, is the word count ballooning with this revision.
So, I can measure the word count to a very specific plot point that’s shared among the drafts, pretty early into the story. The old-old draft came to 60k to that point, the old-draft (now being replaced) came to 23.6k; the “clean” new version marked 50k; while the “adult” version clocked 115k to reach that same plot point. A little arithmetic on the word counts to those old drafts, and I won’t be surprised if I’m talking millions of words before the story is truly finished.
Thus, that 70k goal might move me 5% of the way through the story, maybe….
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What will help this month is every weekend is either 3 or 4 days due to my work schedule.
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Who! Hoo! A 10k day, that’s always nice. Brings my total to just over 50k so far this month – now time to slide my goal to...say 100k?
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Why do deer seem to have cloaks of invisibility when it comes to their game of dodge-cars?
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Because every deer is at least a 5th level thief, if the ones that get into my sister’s garden are any indication.
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I did find a dent repair service, which, according to the google reviews, seems good. I’ll have to give them a call.
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And just to push it to the other side of the credit card bill… it’ll be next week before I can get the dents out.
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Why, oh why, am I researching bullet-proof caskets?
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Obviously because you're planning your funeral and anticipate some less-than-happy relatives paying their respects.
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Winter arrives in about an hour, solstice time!
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Need more BBQ sauce.
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And marshmallows.
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Chocolate for the Smor’s (dessert)
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Winter is nearly here, tis the time for Santa to be banging the reindeer.
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“You can’t spell comet without come!”
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Childhood = ruined
The joke there is that I had a childhood! Ha! Nah…
You want christmas pornstar names, google Christmas elves. http://www.elfcrazy.com/traditional-names-of-the-first-christmas-elves/
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Wishing Dirty Angel another happy birthday! (Maybe she’ll bless AFF with a visit?)
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Wishing everybody a happy new year!
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- pippychick, BronxWench and Samara
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Happy New Year, Des… hope this is a much better one for you (with no boiler breakdowns!)
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@pippychick Should be … at least it’d be covered by the warranty if it does …
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Happy new year
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With the equinox right around the corner, are you ready?
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It also means it’s nearly time for the Halloween round robin
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Well, yes, there is that! I wonder what evil I can conjure for this year…
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I had one idea I sketched out, but it kinda belongs in the story proper. But I did come up with a second idea, both have their Halloween element in them
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With the writing noggin exhausted for the evening… August words written is 92.1k. Met both my usual goal and the first stretch goal (second stretch goal... well, not quite).
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Wondering if we’re going to have a Halloween round robin this year… it was fun last year.
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I do believe we are. I’m going to work on something in any event.
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The first one I worked on several months ago, might go into the story proper, so it likely won’t be round robin material. I do have a second idea that I’m working on, a mini prequel to SR: Alaska.
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I hope so. Like BW, I’ve got a story in the works in any case.
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Words are starting to flow, now unstuck (and maybe over my fallout 4 addiction, we’ll see), so now making progress on chapter 13 for Dale’s game!
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Worst horror story of the week: MONDAY!
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Tuesday *does* mean Monday’s over with.
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Please, lets not involve poor Bob in this, he’s innocent
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That’s why I’ve stopped associating lawyers with sharks, cause I don’t want to defame the sharks.
