Desiderius Price
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Tis the season to eat a bulb of garlic every day to keep the vampires at bay.
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So that’s why I never see them at Italian restaurants.
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It’s not the vampires I worry about. looks at wreath of wolfsbane on the door… Have you seen how much a werewolf sheds????
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Well, see, what I’ve been doing—set a razor and a can of Barbasol in the wreath, and we haven’t had an unshorn werewolf in years. Although we continue to get Chewbaccas.
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