Nanaea

I am tired and cranky. I am in need of a nap today. I am pissed that I have too much to do to allow napping. I am whining.

Roy

Here Comes the Sun (song)

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J: Jacks

Is that your last chocolate covered elf? Listen, I don't take my clothes off for anyone, even if it is artistic.

I am making my 1,000th post! I am finished with my latest chapter and have sent it to my beta. I am doing a happy dance.

Not guilty. G/NG: Ate an entire bag of marshmallows or chocolate chips in one sitting?

Rethink the design and try again. Does a vibrator really need 10 different speeds?

sign a waiver that states: "I'm herby assert, under threat of being spanked if I'm lying, that I am at least 18 years old -or- that I am of legal age in my country of residence (if said country's legal age of consent is not 18) and thereby old enough perform any sexual act which is requested of me by the party (or parties) named above." My lawyer has advised me that the waiver _______________

^ Thinks I'm an evil taskmaster. < Is now searching for hidden cameras. V Knows < will never find them.

Buns

Black No. 1 (song)

Nope. Let's try someone different... StoryJunkie?

Finishing a chapter.

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F: Furbys *pukegagpuke*

...nevermind, you don't want to know. If you don't stop that right now, I'm gonna __________

Not guilty. G/NG: Faked an orgasm?

A sleepy-warm bundle of child nuzzled against my chest.

Neither have I, as a matter of fact... I have never played a MMORPG.

Not today. Quamp?

Because crushed pixies cost too much...why?

^ Has high expectations of <. < Is mostly content with < gender. < Would like to do the Freaky Friday body swap with SO for one night, just to see what the sex is like from the male perspective. V Is convinced women have a better deal when it comes to orgasms.

I am suffering from horrible ragweed allergies. I am listening to 80's music today.