^ May need a 12 step program.
< Bacardi 151 (a.k.a. jet fuel) drinker
< Had an Art Prof in college slam a fifth of 151 down in front of < after < had just puked <'s guts out from the evil stuff and say "Have another" to which < flipped said prof off, much to his amusement.
< Was taunted mercilessly about it the next time < was in Art History class.
V Never got drunk with one of V's teacher.