Nanaea

Duke

^ By bouncy things ^ meant breasts. < Pictured bunnies. V Pictured breasts.

No, and yes, you would. Daz?

Neither have I. (I've 'petted' a python and a boa, as well as various other reptiles, at teh herpetological society's booth at RenFest. Even got to see one eliminate the remains of a rabbit - the kids thought it was very cool. ) I have never been afraid of spiders.

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Mike Myers

(Trae ) (Red, why does that make you glad? Just curious....) Peace and quiet.

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^ < *rolling on the floor laugh < ass off* < Quotes: "Stupid, worthless, no good, goddamn, freeloading son of a bitch. Retarded, big mouth, know-it-all, asshole, jerk. You forgot ugly, lazy and disrespectful. Shut up bitch. Go fix me a turkey pot pie. No dad, what about you? Fuck you. No dad, what about you? Fuck you. Dad, what about you? Fuck you." V

*Huggles DA* We're all on your side. Hang in there.

Tart

Make a wish!

You've got a point there. Of course, I haven't ventured into Firefly fanfics yet. It'd be the same with BtVS - then again, Joss tends to write strong women (just one of the reasons I Joss). Farscape too. Aeryn sub? No freakin' way! Chiana maybe, but not Aeryn. Man, I've really gotta venture outside of the HP fandom once in a while.

It was bound to happen. I'm sure he won't be the only one either.... *shrugs*

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Sure. Trae?

Silk

Because the umbilical cord was wrapped around her neck when she was born. Why?

Sure. Isn't that what CafePress is for?

Water

Because she wouldn't swallow. Why?

No. It's more effective without one. How about a tee shirt that says "hands off"?

Because the women in her family were all card carrying members of the I.B.T.C. (Itty Bitty Titty Committee) Why?

Oh, man, I loved Lettered, and by the same author, Let's Pretend the War is Over. Brilliant stuff that! When I first discovered fanfiction I was all about Draco/Harry and I almost gave up on the stuff completely because so much of it was complete and utter crap. Either Draco, or Harry was a total fem in most of them, and don't even get me started on the grammar! *shudders at the memory* I was just about to give up on fanfics when I stumbled upon an awesome piece (that was actually Draco/Hermione) and, well, now here I am. For me the most important thing is that the story be well written. It doesn't have to be perfect, but it does have to show that the author is making a serious effort and takes pride in their work. Beyond that, equal partners in slash relationships (in Het I'm more forgiving), an attempt at keeping characters as in character as possible, and believable sex scenes. Blatant disregard for cannon irks me. That said, I don't mind a good AU.

Nope. Red?