GeorgeGlass

Your phone is simply legendary at this point.  

I think your phone might be trying to kill you.

Happy anniversary! The best gift would be to write a fanfic of her OCs and do a dramatic reading by the fireplace after a few glasses of wine. Meanwhile, when she was texting you back her phone probably suggested anal.
I always found autocomplete infuriating because the various words sliding around derail my train of thought while rarely showing the word I wanted in the first place. Besides, I can type faster than it can suggest words anyway.

Happy birthday! I hope a good year lies ahead of you.

Happy birthday! I hope a good year lies ahead of you.

Happy birthday! I hope a good year lies ahead of you.

Related (from FB), two ladies in a kitchen
Lady 1> Where’s your husband?
Lady 2> In the garden
Lady 1> I didn’t see him
Lady 2> You need to dig a little

Poison ivy is also a valid choice. Although personally, I prefer sacred burial grounds: People almost never dig them up, and when they do, they expect to find a body.

Poison ivy is also a valid choice. Although personally, I prefer sacred burial grounds: People almost never dig them up, and when they do, they expect to find a body.

Poison ivy is also a valid choice. Although personally, I prefer sacred burial grounds: People almost never dig them up, and when they do, they expect to find a body.

Or bury it under the roses. They love a good dead body.  

That’s why I like having Google Docs on my phone. I can just dictate that line into the phone and go to sleep. (What the phone does after that is its own business.)

That’s why I like having Google Docs on my phone. I can just dictate that line into the phone and go to sleep. (What the phone does after that is its own business.)

That’s why I like having Google Docs on my phone. I can just dictate that line into the phone and go to sleep. (What the phone does after that is its own business.)

That’s why I like having Google Docs on my phone. I can just dictate that line into the phone and go to sleep. (What the phone does after that is its own business.)

Ah, mood. In my experience crossover stories are like black holes, once they get big enough they start pulling in other stuff under their own power.

Ruin…or make betterI?

@GeorgeGlass Max Brooks*’ short story The Extinction Parade and the comic miniseries adaption pretty much matches that.
*The World War Z guy.
Edit – https://www.amazon.com/Max-Brooks-Extinction-Parade-1/dp/1592912346
“As humans wage their losing fight versus the hoards of the subdead, a frightening realization sets in with the secretive vampire race: our food is dying off. This is the story of the vampire's descent into all-out war with the mindless, hungry hordes of the zombie outbreak as humanity tries to survive them all! “
 

Has there ever been a movie (or book or videogame or whatnot) in which vampires team up with humans against the zombies because the zombies are destroying the vampires’ food supply?

Only one that I remember it was an indie comic called… The name escaped me but half a day of randomly searching.
Found it.
http://lastblood.keenspot.com/
One. My idea has merit.

Has there ever been a movie (or book or videogame or whatnot) in which vampires team up with humans against the zombies because the zombies are destroying the vampires’ food supply?

Has there ever been a movie (or book or videogame or whatnot) in which vampires team up with humans against the zombies because the zombies are destroying the vampires’ food supply?

It is indeed, and I filed a report with that site’s administrators. Let’s see what happens.

Happy birthday, WD!

Happy birthday, WD!