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GeorgeGlass last won the day on August 2
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Last night, I was adding "heavy cream" to my grocery list, and the two words my phone suggested after "heavy" were "breasts" and "balls." Phone, you know me far too well.
Desiderius Price
“Phone, where have you been? Dare I want to know?”
FairySlayer
If you were British and were adding “double cream” it would have been even wose.