polywolly

I am tagging along.

I skipped anorexia and graduated straight to bulimia. I haven't kept anything down in weeks. Helpless immigrants

2428 - The SAT taker in me wants to say, "3236404448..."

Not guilty. I've managed to avoid those ghastly things thus far. Has been told to behave or be quiet while in any sort of public or semi-public place.

A wheelchair-bound midget. Sorry, it's all we can afford. Who was the first to say what?

I haven't either. In all honesty, I've never met what someone would call a real homeless person. I have never met a real homeless person.

infection

...thirteen and everyone stood around going, "Thirteen? What the fuck...?" Whatever goes up must _____________.

Sorry to disappoint. Here's a guess...StoryJunkie.

^ Pointed at me. < *looks around* Who...me?! No...not I. Sorry, I have to go. Snapeybot is calling. V Judges people based on eye color and cheese preference.

I am no longer allowed to avoid bill paying or gainful employments...indefinately.

I am wondering where everybody went. I am hoping they all have a case of writer's disease and can't be bothered to stop creating wonderful things out of words.

I search for many things, but souls are not one of them. Agaib?

Guilty. I'm typing on it right now. Has fallen asleep for what felt like hours and awoke to find that it had only been a few minutes.

^ Told me that was a special blend of seven spices. < Will soon be roaming the streets, screaming, "Soilent Green is People!" V Never like Soilent Green, but would be interested in Soilent Tie-Dye

What do you mean our child will never have to question its sexuality? Hard candy, nail polish, and a digital camera.

Oceans 11

...tentacle porn was being read by a mouse. The stockings were hung by the chimney with care...

Yes, but only for a few people. Hmm... Wonder which ones. Have you watched a movie more times than you care to admit?

I am no longer allowed to stay up until 3am and then wake up at 8am because the phone rang.

Uh...not guilty, or me neither, whichever. I have never given a friend a haircut.

decapitation

I am with Redsliver on this one. I am afraid that I am getting used to it. I am wondering if anyone has an eraser in their stockpile of goodies so I can remove the glow from my name. Hm? Anyone. I am willing to trade a magic marker for it.

Yellow Parrot 1 oz. Brandy 1 oz. Pernod 1 oz. Yellow Chartreuse Mix all ingredients with ice in a shaker and pour into chilled cocktail glass.

How about... Cleopatra 2424? 2424