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Well, lightgoddess, I hope you're happy. Now I know I have a 95% physical compatibility w/ Alan Rickman whereas I have 83% with my own husband. Sometimes it's better not to know these things!

Oddly enough, I've never had an ounce of trouble using Word. Then again, my husband contends that the computer is possessed by evil gremlins who sabotage anything and everything he tries to do on the computer, unless I'm present of course. If I'm looking over his shoulder, every program runs smooth as silk. I've told him to give the gremlins cookies as a peace offering, but will he listen? Honestly, I haven't experienced any of the problems mentioned in 10 years of using its various versions. Now I'll just go back to editing so Word can lock up and all that now that I’ve jinxed myself...

I'm on the patch. echtrae

Not guilty. I write it "George Carlin". Has lied about who they voted for so as not to get into a political debate.

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^ Used to make people very happy, very sad, or very confused. < Lets the demons at H&R Block deal with all that nonsense. V Would live a long, happy life if they never, ever saw a campaign ad again.

I haven't either. My Dad has one, though. Maybe he'll let me drive it once for shits and giggles. I have never paid for sex (in monetary terms).

Junkie

...just because I had to.

Tapioca pudding, flung from an overpass onto the interstate. Do I have something stuck in my teeth?

I didn't know it was flammable. If I pay in cash __________.

Because intelligent people know the difference between foie gras and cat food, which is a very fine line.

^ Que? < Just made 4000th post. *tosses confetti* *goes to see if there is a new, tossing confetti smilie* *is sadly disappointed* *decides to go with the wizard* < V Is already looking forward to tax season.

Treasure Planet

I really can't say either way. We had a gardener once who mowed over my tulips and I didn't so much fire him as tell him never to come back unless he wanted me to use the hedge clippers on him. I didn't mind that so much. I have never owned a playstation.

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Not guilty. Although, now I have to read it. g/ng: Always wears proper sunscreen.

Sorry. Nanaea?

I am letting everyone know that nothing, to my knowledge, has blown up in Nova Scotia. I am sure they would have said something on the radio if it had. I am also hoping Daz is doing well and agree that she has probably gotten involved in Mom-to-be things like...nesting and...buying stuff with the "Well, the baby'll need it" excuse. I am off to get completely confused by watching an episode of LOST.

I am still waiting for Big Sam to post a link to this Pong Porn I keep hearing about. I am highly caffienated at the moment. I am fairly sure that doctors could use my blood to revive the dead. I am going back to typing a word, smacking my head on the desk, deleting it, and then staring at the cursor for fifteen minutes. Er... I meant to say "writing".

Still not her. Nanaea's husband?

^ Owns an entire suit make out of buttons, which ^ wears with ^'s ugliest hat. < Knows nothing of the toy box. Is horribly out of the Orgy loop. V Won't tell anyone that a wayward space slug ate the toy.

Mint (as in mint)

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