polywolly

I am not going to update. (Mwahaha . . . haha . . . *cough*) I am going to refresh my coffee and try and get some writing done. I am trying to write several chapters ahead so I don't get stuck like I am now. (I like that wizard smilie. He's cute.)

Neither have I. I'm a bit of a wuss when it comes to the cold. I have never had a safe deposit box.

Guilty, to a certain extent. I'm not a fan of pornographic pictures, movies, etc. Now, the written word . . . yeah, I'm certainly a fan of that kind. g/ng: Has had a dream so vivid that it was hard to shake the memory off after it happened.

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You really are the Prince of Lichtenstein and you only need me to give you $1,000 in order to finance your return home, and upon reaching home, you will send me $1,000,000 as a small token of your gratitude? Why, sure! To whom do I make the check? Why must we mow grass if it's just going to grow back again?

^ Has noticed <'s absence. < Used to post quite often, now has less time to spare than < used to. < Is still waiting on that Lottery or inheritance $ to make < independently wealthy. V Thinks < will have a long wait.

Not I. Red?

Soul Food (movie)

I voted girl. As some have mentioned, it was just my first thought when I saw the thread. And I have to post this just because. And this one. There. Now I feel better. But I also have to add that all is well as long as Daz and miny Daz are happy and healthy.

I am still in my PJs. I am expecting a package from Fed Ex, signature fucking required, but I know if I get in the shower, the bastard will show up. I am annoyed by my aversion to answering the door in my PJs, wrapped in my fuzzy fleece blanket.

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Neither have I. But we can take solace from the fact that the veggie-haters will likely die premature deaths. I have never actually owned a cell phone. (They've always been company-provided, so anytime I left a job, I had to return it)

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I am no longer allowed to buy more books until I buy more furniture to store them in or on because the floor no longer counts as a temporary bookcase.

3999 - I like this number better than the next one anyway...

Really. Someone should make that into a bumper sticker. Geeks? Geek is in the eye of the beholder. My husband names his guitars, but I don't think he's a geek. He also refers to them with feminine pronouns, like they're majestic warships, which gives an entirely new meaning to the statement, "Paula Reed broke her G string." Everyone has a few geek-centric tendencies. I am a self-proclaimed Harry Potter geek. I have to bite my tongue in public when people misuse or mispronounce words. Sometimes I miss and say something to correct them, and then they look at me like I'm the grammar police, and then I whip out my badge and say, "Yeah, I made myself a Grammar Police badge in Adobe, printed it out, and glitter-glued it to piece of cardboard. Have you something to say on the matter without mangling the English language in the process?!" Okay, maybe not that, but I've obviously put some thought into it. This should settle it. By show of hands, who's a fan of the new Weird Al song, "White and Nerdy"? *peers through everyone's screens* *raises hand* Everyone? Wow, we are nerds.

******************************************* ^ Knows < knows <'s States. < Could do probably 98% on naming the capitals as well. < Knows Puerto Rico and the US Virgin Islands will eventually be #51 and #52, but wonders why anyone would mess with such a nice number like 50. V Can name more than 5 African countries.

I am so behind on Orgy reading that I may hire someone to ride in the car and read it to me during my commute.

^ Has an aversion to prairies, and their dogs. < Lives in the flat, bland, cornfield-riddled state of Illinois. You want boring? I point north, south, east, and then west, and then I comment on how surprising it is that more people don't throw themselves in front of their combines. < Would still take Illinois over ...uh... Oklahoma. V Likes hills, but prefers mountains.

I am jealous of all the turkey eaters (AKA Canadians). November is so far away. I am recalling the evening newscaster from a few years back who, in all seriousness, mentioned something about Thanksgiving (in the US, mind) falling on a Thursday. Oddly enough, she was right!

Well, isn't that splendid news! Where the hell have I been?! You've received a bounty of great advice already, but as always, I have to put in my 2 cents. It's the same advice I give everyone, on any subject, for any occasion. Swiss Army advice, if you will. Enjoy everything, especially the little, fleeting moments when everything in the world is set at just the right angle, under just the right light, when nothing seems impossible. Rejoice in what you have and pay no mind to what you haven't, because if it's worth having, it will come to you in time. Most importantly, if worse comes to worst, eat as many cookies as possible. No cookie eaten strictly for medicinal purposes carries an ounce of fat or a single calorie. Oh, and laugh. Laugh a lot, for no reason at all, and when people glare at you for doing so, laugh and point.

I'm certainly glad you're feeling better, Sere. You've a gaggle of women here on your side, hoping for the best, so that you can continue writing porn, which isn't a terrible or dirty thing at all. It's nature's way of putting a filthy mind to good use!

^ Knows much more about their history than < does. < Knows only vague details. Mother of Irish, English, and Indian descent. (Blackfoot, but I can't be sure. Years since I read the muddled history a relative sketched out for me on a napkin.) Father of German, Irish, and French descent. Husband of Norwegian and Japanese descent. Therefore, any future children of our marriage will be of Irish, English, Indian, German, French, Norwegian, and Japanese descent. Iriengindgerfrenorweiganese. Hmm. V Actually tried to sound that out.

Exotic I have, even if it just the human subconscious creating something out of nothing. If someone believes, then it's real to them. I have never eaten snails.

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