Taa

*unspecified ukulele music* in my pants, aw yeah

^ What a loser. < Psh, loser. V OMG, such a loser.

Giancarlo Volpe

I chuck a water balloon.

A! Words that end-rhyme with "ee". anomaly

A Prohibited Use of Dead Babies LPUYC

Because learning about other people's vastly different lived experiences opens our minds to possibilities and realities outside of our own experience and makes us relate to events to circumstances we may never have the opportunity to experience for ourselves. Why?

I am procrastinating going to the bathroom.

Guilty, though I'm not guilty about it, haha! Gotten drunk?

A blobfish because I never move.

Woody Fucking Allen

Shoshana from The United States of Tara

"What Kind of Pokemon Are You" again

When You Believe In My Pants

You had me at hello.

*nailed it* ^ Is awesome. < Is less awesome. V Isn't awesome at all.

Rupert Grint

I chuck a walrus.

Z Zed from MIB

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Fathers Having Invisible Bureaucratic Incest APUDB

Because it teaches empathy. Why?

I am clenching my teeth.

An octopus because I pretend to be everything.

Guuuuuuuuilty. Hooked up with a stranger? (ahem, had sex)