StoryJunkie

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so guilty my mom would probably keel over and die g/ng: vivid imagination. so vivid that you've scared yourself

rear-ender.

Dr Ruth? I suppose it's better than Ronald MacDonald?

Not even a flicker. I've never called up an "old flame" (what's dead is dead)

4803...NOT evil enough!

there there, Daz, try not to watch any movies or news for the next long while. I remember this. Crap. Ectrae, your soul is mine!

I liked the comments:

Welcome to ethical responsibility (or whatever the hell its called these days). (I know there's a word for this situation!) (Artistic license?) On the other side of that coin: with the elaborate education system we enjoy, we assume that the people we share this society with are actually smart....perhaps we should not assume.

k, here's another. (my personal favorite) Three Ukrainians were out hunting when they came across some tracks. The first Ukrainian says: "Dose are moose trecks." The second Ukrainian says: "Vhat you talking about? Dey are rabbit trecks!" The third Ukrainian didn't say anything, because he was run over by the train.

Jammed out. I couldn't tell at all, so I always clicked "something else". I got 1/2 of them correct.

What the Outside of a dinosaur looked like Think of any others?

have lots of girlfriends inspite of the lack of dental hardware. One wouldn't think that ____________________

Like anyone here would? I have never liked writing letters.

Fred Astaire

POrtal

poly..trae..poly..trae...polytrae. It sounds like it should be a something or other of some sort. Poly...or Trae....heh heh.. heh

evil...

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You and your true love (because that's the only person you want) will be making love from dusk to dawn in the Astronomy Tower. It's actually quite romantic with the moonlight and champagne. I knew it...

yes. He's sneaky, very sneaky.

the Bear Climbed Over the Mountain...(camp song) *suddenly craves marshmallows on a stick

less offending, yes. I think my eyes have suffered enough of her garish antics. The memory of my eyes looking at her is even slightly painful. I wonder if we can ever get rid of the effects of certain memories?

live (that's "evil" backwards!)

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