StoryJunkie

eat them. However, that fate is reserved for________________

they were poor. Why?

I am amused.

Oh, I don't know. Peter O'toole was pretty good at melting a girl's circuits. Wait a minute...rats. OK, me neither... I've never understood why, in historical films, Romans had British accents...

Apparently not. I've found Scottish things in my house, and I've got five kids. Is it possible to be Scottish without being...Scots?

Ack! even if I couldn't unplug the computer, I'd have turned the monitor to face the wall. Was she stunned? Couldn't she have run to the principal's office and told them about it? Then the principal would be facing the music....that's their job.

God is going to get you guys. He's gonna get you good!

So...trae was getting everyone's reviews? Naughty! *starts tossing ectrae's soul upanddown like a ball* heh heh heh....

spurtles and haggis! That's wonderful. I...I just have to kiss someone! This is like...so grown up and everything. It's a real site now. A real site! Better and better. It's like angels are smiling down on everyone!

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man, talk about ironic!

I guess its a better policy than the one they have in Thailand, where AIDS ridden prostitues are shot and buried in unmarked graves.

OKOK, I've got another one. (It's a newfie joke this time. This is priceless!) Two Newfies were sitting around talking one afternoon over a cold beer. After a while the 1st guy said to the 2nd guy, "If'n I was to sneak over to your place Saturday, and make love to your wife while you was off huntin', and she got pregnant and had a baby, would that make us kin?" The 2nd guy crooked his head sideways for a minute, then scratched his head and squinted his eyes, thinking real hard about the question. Finally, he replied, "Well, I don't know about making us kin, But it sure would make us even."

I am smoke...good night, get all the rest you need, sweet and dynamic dreams...

^ hasn't thought of the Nordic market. < thinks ^ will now learn how to write Danish erotica. V wonders at the financial feasibility of this idea

G, but I manage to slog through the day using only 1/2 my brain. G/NG: easily sidetracked by shiny things...

^ sister in arms < loves only one thing more, and that is a review! < oopsies, wishes someone would pay < for making up stories! < dreams of one day just sitting around typing for bucks. V thinks it will not be slash, but more likely a "How To" book (like "How To Avoid Getting Sidetracked by Forums So That You Can Spend More Time Writing")

I am now out of options.

EastEnders. (some kinda Brit soap)

I am at your service! I am ... I am....never knowing what to say here. (staring at the screen? moving my fingers about in an intelligible way? smiling at the wit? bathing in the ambience?)

Colton Orr

Prime Minister

I am feeling much better after that can of root beer. (feel the evilness!)

lee

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