redsliver

Neither have I I have never been on a farm

Arrgh! Me maties, why ye be late to the raping and the pillaging? keep that up and I'll give you something to think about

Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer (song)

I have used alcohol in baking, and sometimes too much of it, but never because the people eating it wouldn't if they knew it was in there. has earned themself a nickname they don't understand or remember getting

I am in a very good mood brought on by lack of hangover. I am surprised I didn't throw up with the drinking involved last night I am happy that I remembered everything I did last night

^ doesn't know just how photogenic I can be. < http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xkDuHL29BjU or does that count as videogenic V claims the video doesn't count as a showing of my photogenicity as I'm not wearing my glasses during it.

you use two many grenades. Mwahahaha! Mine is an evil _________________

AIDS from vampire bites? Bears are godless __________________

^ yeah, hasn't met me < Christmas was a time for ninja turtles or the latest final fantasy V still believes in Santa

because Shakespeare is a sellout plagiarist. Why do we revere the long since passed instead of encouraging the new?

Anne Frank: The Whole Story (TV movie)

not quite Vorheesfan's on in the afternoon

ingenious

I am making a liquor store run but am uncertain as to whether I want 24 beer or just a quart of rum.

2605 Now I remember the reason I don't often play this game, the stupid flood controls always come up.

I flipped through it once, saw almost twenty seconds worth. I have never bought a tv.

Guilty, a reese peanut butter cups bar when I was 8, it was delicious. Has eaten food they don't like because someone they were attracted to made/bought it for them.

I am no longer allowed to play fire emblem instead of sleeping.

Ichneumon Wasp

Loyal to nun? oh and I'm not melody Nanaea

Why mustn't I dance? the back of my hand

I am killing time until the Daily Show starts

^ expects < to be her clown < tells the ultimately offensive joke: "What do you get when you mash up 25 babies in the bathtub? A raging hardon!" V knows a more offensive joke.

not quite melody?

whole 9 yards