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^ brilliant thinker < is going to begin the food and sex research this afternoon with pizza and a college girl V will aid my research with ice cream and a construction worker

I made it in my toilet, do you like it? Everything tastes better afterwards.

not guilty has been thrown in the drunk tank

I can do that, but it'll cost you $20 or 5 dairy queen coupons Quamp

because they don't have a penis to do their thinking for them... why?

^ will use her product testing camera footage to advertise for Anderson-Cooper-in-a-box to advertise during CNN. < sobering up at an alarming rate V will drive me to the beach so I can rectify my terrifying sobriety

I am recruiting drinkers and girls who look good in bikinis to move my three day basement bender to the beach.

Neither have I I have never watched a season of survivor.

made from worm shit. its not actually fecal matter but _____________________

not quite dazzled?

because everyone is out to get you, why?

Jesus

Knives

I am no longer allowed to buy over 50 beer in one trip I am no longer allowed to have Basement Drunk Extravaganzas I am no longer allowed to let people not drink when they don't drive so I can have more

I feel so loved Melody

Isn't that your mother dyking out Ann Coulter? Gah! They clearly prefer to be called queers.

My Dell DJ is pretty good, and it was rather inexpensive in comparison to the iPod. Want to come by and get drunk in a basement?

Black Hole Sun (song)

One of those poops that comes out in one long coil.

Gasoline

I am going to play Disgaea for several hours and then order pizza, if all goes well I won't see the sun today.

No, he's probably off getting drunk somewhere. Quamp? (please don't kill me)

I have WoW for an hour and a half, how people could find a game with no goal or purpose fun is beyond me. I have never bought myself music.

guilty, don't go on the skate park in the Halifax commons or on the left side of Sobey's in Sydney river. Has defecated in public

Because they make excellent baseball helmets for dobermans... why?