^ knows I prefer the darker stuff
< as a kid hated turkey, because my mom made it dry, now that <'s dad's the cook turkey is awesome
V likes turkey big and juciy
I'm perfectly satisfied, turkey comes before the orgy, I'm sure we can cover for the americans when they catch up with us in November.
Why are Americans so slow when it comes to turkey?
I am a 6 hour drive from my apartment right now.
I am supposed to be doing homework this weekend, however
I am instead going to find all my friends who came home for the holiday and get lit.
^ gets two turkey dinners cause she's sharing with another
< giddy about the turkey, going to drown in gravy
V was the one who got the drumstick growing up.
I am too excited for turkey to be tired right now
I am also glad to see that my dad has kicked all the women out of the kitchen so the turkey will be cooked right.
^ despite all ^'s ancestry ^ is still so slow ^ celebrates Turkey over a month late.
< would change <'s diet entirely to homemade turkey stuffing given half a chance
V is all about the mashed potatoes and gravy
or just the bunnies to lazy to get out and get picked off.
Is anyone going to update the orgy? (I'm going into withdrawal, and with the being home for the turkey day festivities I'm not getting the time to add myself.)