redsliver

Rb-87 is slightly radioactive and it makes a deadly catalyst.

I haven't but I will, hasn't been a Johnstone in five generations that hadn't had boys outnumber girls 4 to 1. I have never brought up the subject of kids with an SO.

I am awake, properly hydrated but without my keys. I am going to plug away until I finish off a chapter today.

fuck it

Huge Penises! Apparently I'm a naughty boy, but no one has given me directions to SJ's room, how do I get there?

because there isn't much to them, why?

Who the fuck?

^ spreading heinous, heinous lies about < < was right about the shotguns thing. < has actually gotten some decent work out of <'s muse over the last week V would like to borrow <'s muse but fears the Muse Transmitted Infections

guilty, but not in over a year. G/NG has an irritating song in there head currently

not listed so much as tabulated. Why did my girlfriend take my car keys when she left?

I was before I started to sober up. Trae?

Prat

My Best Friend's a Vampire (movie)

What'll it take for you to cover my tab? Midnight hangovers.

Oh I have... wait I mean not guilty! I have never been a cheap drunk.

I am thinking I'll recover from hangover before I go bed... I am pleased to say I and one friend polished of 16 cold shots, 12 moosehead light, and a half pint of Weiser's. I am also glad I had a sixer of gatorade.

Zoophilia (not that those freaks have anything to feel guilty about.)

Hey I know these guys, they rejected my resume. My name could have been on that report... Fucking bastards. Anyway, since I'm genetically doomed to type 1 diabetes, here's to a cure!

When I was a kid I had a thing for Princess Sally of Knothole, she was a topless redhead in boots, what wasn't to love?

Being finished with exams for the year!

trousers

I sort of exhausted it after the pregame dump. How come pre-game dump is so fun to say?

I'm done exams, just cruising through before my bender. Nanaea?

repeatedly

because mittens provide better insulation, why?