^ claims not to represent England.
Hey,
<'s not a lumber jack
Or a fur trader
And < doesn't live in an igloo
Or eat blubber
Or own a dog sled
And < doesn't know
Jimmy, Jally or Suzie from Canada
Although <'s sure they're really really nice
< have a Prime Minister not a President
< speaks English and French not American
And < pronounces it about not "a-boot"
< can proudly sew my country's flag on my backpack < believes in peackeeping not policing
Diversity not assimilation
And that the beaver is a truley proud and noble animal
A toque is a hat a chesterfield is a couch
And it is prnouced "zed" not "zee" "zed"!
Canada is the 2nd largest landmass!
The 1st nation in hockey!
And the best part of North America!
<'s name is Joe and < is Canadian!
V doubts that < is truly named Joe.