BronxWench
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BronxWench reacted to GeorgeGlass for a status update, “Okay Google, in 30 minutes, remind me to put lube on my bike chain." 30 minutes late
“Okay Google, in 30 minutes, remind me to put lube on my bike chain."
30 minutes later, I get “Put boob on my bike chain.”
Sounds uncomfortable.
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BronxWench reacted to InvidiaRed for a status update, okay 3 chapters left. I’m going to to try to find a better job so I can nip another p
okay 3 chapters left. I’m going to to try to find a better job so I can nip another problem in the bud. The grand irony of all. Money.
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BronxWench reacted to Ghost-of-a-Chance for a status update, My smartass husband almost doomed us all. He’s eating animal crackers and found a coo
My smartass husband almost doomed us all. He’s eating animal crackers and found a cookie that appeared to be two different critters stuck together. What’s he suggest? ”Hey. Think we can fix this chimera with alchemy?”
No, Cold. HAYELL no. We are not breaking the alchemical taboo in twenty-twenty-anything, this is not the decade to risk it! There are two whole anime series about just why we don’t mess around with that!
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BronxWench reacted to WillowDarkling for a status update, There is not enough squee in the world for that moment when one randomly finds a copy
There is not enough squee in the world for that moment when one randomly finds a copy of Diana Wynne Jones’s Howl’s Moving Castle on the Free Books table at the University library….
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BronxWench reacted to InvidiaRed for a status update, Oh thank god that weird tonal shift was only around the last five chapters.
Oh thank god that weird tonal shift was only around the last five chapters.
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BronxWench reacted to WillowDarkling for a status update, AAAAAAND we have eruption number two, in as many years… fun fun fun At least it’s sto
AAAAAAND we have eruption number two, in as many years… fun fun fun At least it’s stopped shaking now, I guess.
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BronxWench reacted to InvidiaRed for a status update, Still revising, its a good thing I’m going through chapter by chapter and have an out
Still revising, its a good thing I’m going through chapter by chapter and have an outline cause I can tell there’s this weird tone shift I have to solve.
Anyone else ever look at your own writing go be confused of a weird tone shift?
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BronxWench reacted to GeorgeGlass for a status update, Ever have a story idea so stupid that you had to write it, just to see if you could p
Ever have a story idea so stupid that you had to write it, just to see if you could pull it off?
I have had such an idea. It’s a furry story about four boys from a racoon-like race whose island home is under occupation by tiger-like invaders. The boys manage to find an ancient artifact that they hope will give them superpowers to drive the invaders away.
Instead, the artifact turns them into a boy band.
God help me, the story going to be called “Band Together.”
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BronxWench reacted to DemonGoddess for a status update, I’m not sure what CAUSED the outage, but it’s now fixed. It looks like our ISP had to
I’m not sure what CAUSED the outage, but it’s now fixed. It looks like our ISP had to reboot the server after I opened a ticket
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BronxWench reacted to kagome26isawsome for a status update, please tell me i am not the only one who thought of the movie ‘outbreak’ when the new
please tell me i am not the only one who thought of the movie ‘outbreak’ when the news people said we have our first case of monkeypox in the US! Please i cant be the only one!!!
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BronxWench reacted to GeorgeGlass for a status update, What I say: "Hekapoo" (the name of a character from Star Vs. the Forces of Evil). Wha
What I say: "Hekapoo" (the name of a character from Star Vs. the Forces of Evil).
What my phone hears: "Heckapoo," "pecapoo," "Hackaboo," "Packaboo," or "Hecka poop," depending on its mood.
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BronxWench reacted to Desiderius Price for a status update, YES!!! My internet works again, how blessed. Now where do I pick up my medal for havi
YES!!! My internet works again, how blessed. Now where do I pick up my medal for having to withstand an eight day outage?
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BronxWench reacted to InvidiaRed for a status update, The goodnews 90% done with the revamp. Tying the loose threads into a serviceable plo
The goodnews 90% done with the revamp. Tying the loose threads into a serviceable plot. Trying so hard everything will be ready soon!
The Badnews, Having to deal with the fact my 90 year old grandma is a hoarder.
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BronxWench reacted to Nomadic for a status update, Honestly, I had a weird dream about being abducted (Thanks X-Files) and wrote down th
Honestly, I had a weird dream about being abducted (Thanks X-Files) and wrote down three sentences about it.
The ship looks like a piranha The pilot is a pirate Somehow I’m abducted but I’m already on the alien planet? Then my mind wandered.
I had an outline.
I had a start of a story.
Today I’m feeling like I’ll have this little story actually finished by next month. And none of it has anything to do with the notes I wrote. (Jaquorra kind of looks like a pirate.)
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BronxWench reacted to Ghost-of-a-Chance for a status update, We ordered Chinese tonight, and got a broken fortune cookie. My husband’s response? “
We ordered Chinese tonight, and got a broken fortune cookie. My husband’s response? “Now that’s a misfortune right there.”
I’m choking on my chicken, people.
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BronxWench reacted to DemonGoddess for a status update, Working on the next few weeks of schedules and hoping like hell I can manage an actua
Working on the next few weeks of schedules and hoping like hell I can manage an actual sane and normal schedule for me instead of 2 weeks on, 1 day off shit I’ve been doing.
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BronxWench got a reaction from Melrick for a status update, Sending out wishes for a very happy birthday to my very dear friend Melrick. Unfortun
Sending out wishes for a very happy birthday to my very dear friend Melrick. Unfortunately, they won’t let me ship you a Key Lime pie from JG Melon’s!
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BronxWench reacted to GeorgeGlass for a status update, So I’m dictating dialogue into my phone for my upcoming story “The First Adam,” and m
So I’m dictating dialogue into my phone for my upcoming story “The First Adam,” and my phone thinks Adam just whispered in Eve’s ear, “You were born to beat bread.”
My question is, beat it at what?
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BronxWench reacted to InvidiaRed for a status update, Here’s a language funny. If Tomb and Womb have the same sound then shouldn’t bomb be
Here’s a language funny.
If Tomb and Womb have the same sound
then shouldn’t bomb be pronounced Boom?
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BronxWench got a reaction from GeorgeGlass for a status update, Is this validation for many of us here? https://www.nytimes.com/2022/03/30/arts/lgbtq
Is this validation for many of us here?
https://www.nytimes.com/2022/03/30/arts/lgbtq-romance-novels.html
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BronxWench got a reaction from WillowDarkling for a status update, Is this validation for many of us here? https://www.nytimes.com/2022/03/30/arts/lgbtq
Is this validation for many of us here?
https://www.nytimes.com/2022/03/30/arts/lgbtq-romance-novels.html