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BronxWench

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    BronxWench got a reaction from InvidiaRed for a status update, Eureka! I have a car again! Picked it up tonight, and I am utterly delighted with my   
    Eureka! I have a car again! Picked it up tonight, and I am utterly delighted with my gently used Jeep.  
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    BronxWench reacted to Rick_Andrew for a status update, My son was downstairs getting ready for school. Upstairs--off from my normal workday   
    My son was downstairs getting ready for school.
    Upstairs--off from my normal workday commute--I'd been quietly absorbed in my thoughts: out of sight, unknown or forgotten by all--next to the light switch for the stairs. 
    I heard my son tell his mom he had to go back up for his socks.
    As he was reaching for the OTHER switch--downstairs--I flicked the light on.  Ta da !
    I'm told they looked at each other.
    Then he looked back up the stairs.   "Daaad ! ? "  
    'Tis the season, for haunting.  He wasn't all convinced that was me !
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    BronxWench reacted to Rick_Andrew for a status update, Changing jobs. Wife insisted I take a week off between. What happens when I get time   
    Changing jobs. Wife insisted I take a week off between.
    What happens when I get time off: By midweek now I’m so beat I can’t hit the gym one MORE day, I have to take time off from that too.
    Hmm—too much time—if my hand can only reach
    —ah! My espresso martini.
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    BronxWench reacted to Desiderius Price for a status update, Global productivity is on the rise due to the Facebook outage.   
    Global productivity is on the rise due to the Facebook outage.
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    BronxWench reacted to Desiderius Price for a status update, Don’t mind me, chuckling where I had Dumbledore refer to anybody under a hundred twen   
    Don’t mind me, chuckling where I had Dumbledore refer to anybody under a hundred twenty as a “youngster” in my potter fanfic.
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    BronxWench got a reaction from pittwitch for a status update, So, just when I think things are settling down, and life is beginning to approach nor   
    So, just when I think things are settling down, and life is beginning to approach normal once more, my car decides to die. This is not simply a case of spending a week with its favorite mechanic. Oh, no. This is a case of the computer no longer talking to any of its sensors, resulting in a very large paperweight that looks quite a bit like a Jeep. 

    The daft one and I are going car shopping tomorrow. Hide the whiskey...
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    BronxWench got a reaction from WillowDarkling for a status update, So, just when I think things are settling down, and life is beginning to approach nor   
    So, just when I think things are settling down, and life is beginning to approach normal once more, my car decides to die. This is not simply a case of spending a week with its favorite mechanic. Oh, no. This is a case of the computer no longer talking to any of its sensors, resulting in a very large paperweight that looks quite a bit like a Jeep. 

    The daft one and I are going car shopping tomorrow. Hide the whiskey...
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    BronxWench got a reaction from Melrick for a status update, So, just when I think things are settling down, and life is beginning to approach nor   
    So, just when I think things are settling down, and life is beginning to approach normal once more, my car decides to die. This is not simply a case of spending a week with its favorite mechanic. Oh, no. This is a case of the computer no longer talking to any of its sensors, resulting in a very large paperweight that looks quite a bit like a Jeep. 

    The daft one and I are going car shopping tomorrow. Hide the whiskey...
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    BronxWench got a reaction from Rick_Andrew for a status update, So, just when I think things are settling down, and life is beginning to approach nor   
    So, just when I think things are settling down, and life is beginning to approach normal once more, my car decides to die. This is not simply a case of spending a week with its favorite mechanic. Oh, no. This is a case of the computer no longer talking to any of its sensors, resulting in a very large paperweight that looks quite a bit like a Jeep. 

    The daft one and I are going car shopping tomorrow. Hide the whiskey...
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    BronxWench reacted to GeorgeGlass for a status update, I know it’s automated and generic, but I still like the birthday cake Bing made me.   
    I know it’s automated and generic, but I still like the birthday cake Bing made me.

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    BronxWench reacted to Desiderius Price for a status update, My inner devil wants to compliment the selfie. Your inner demon for the upcoming holi   
    My inner devil wants to compliment the selfie.  Your inner demon for the upcoming holiday?
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    BronxWench reacted to WillowDarkling for a status update, Can someone please explain to me why I get so hot and bothered every time Luke Evans   
    Can someone please explain to me why I get so hot and bothered every time Luke Evans posts a topless picture and I can see his nipples!? God damn it!
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    BronxWench reacted to WillowDarkling for a status update, The adorableness of Catinca Untaru not knowing her lines, and totally not understandi   
    The adorableness of Catinca Untaru not knowing her lines, and totally not understanding a word of Lee Pace’s dialogue is beyond perfect.  And Lee Pace’s performance in that role is beyond perfect as well. 
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    BronxWench reacted to Desiderius Price for a status update, Air conditioning, totally underappreciated until it’s not working. Glad to have it wo   
    Air conditioning, totally underappreciated until it’s not working.  Glad to have it working again!
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    BronxWench got a reaction from Melrick for a status update, Happy birthday! ‘Tis also my daft one’s birthday, just to stretch that coincidental t   
    Happy birthday!    
    ‘Tis also my daft one’s birthday, just to stretch that coincidental thing a bit further.
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    BronxWench got a reaction from Desiderius Price for a status update, Happy birthday! ‘Tis also my daft one’s birthday, just to stretch that coincidental t   
    Happy birthday!    
    ‘Tis also my daft one’s birthday, just to stretch that coincidental thing a bit further.
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    BronxWench reacted to Desiderius Price for a status update, Coincidental to my birthday, it’s national PEANUT day! How thoughtful   
    Coincidental to my birthday, it’s national PEANUT day!  How thoughtful
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    BronxWench reacted to Desiderius Price for a status update, So, how many people pay attention to about/profile information? Merely curious.   
    So, how many people pay attention to about/profile information?  Merely curious.
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    BronxWench reacted to Desiderius Price for a status update,   
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    BronxWench reacted to InvidiaRed for a status update, Fun fact: Alexa is responsible for 95% of werewolf attacks in the last 5 years   
    Fun fact: Alexa is responsible for 95% of werewolf attacks in the last 5 years
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    BronxWench reacted to Desiderius Price for a status update, Hate it when I find a good article, useful for my writing, locked behind a paywall. I   
    Hate it when I find a good article, useful for my writing, locked behind a paywall.  It’s like… I’m not making money on my writing here.
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    BronxWench reacted to InvidiaRed for a status update, https://wordcounter.net/ Found a helpful site   
    https://wordcounter.net/
     
    Found a helpful site
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    BronxWench reacted to Desiderius Price for a status update, Rest in Peace.   
    Rest in Peace.
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    BronxWench reacted to InvidiaRed for a status update, Update: Another checkmark down. part of me is happy as that finish line grows ever ne   
    Update: Another checkmark down.
    part of me is happy as that finish line grows ever nearer… And the other part of me is screaming that everybody is going to hate it forever and until eternity.
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    BronxWench reacted to Desiderius Price for a status update, Do not poke a bear in the butt ... though at least the issue is self-correcting.   
    Do not poke a bear in the butt ... though at least the issue is self-correcting.
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