BronxWench

And all my love to you and the family, @BronxWench for a wonderful Christmas too.    

And that should of course have been Saturday and Sunday, since the 24th and 25th came up on those days   But whatever, the greeting still stands.   

All my love to you and the family for a wonderful Christmas!   
But I’ll second Willow’s wishes for everyone. No matter how you celebrate, may your days be filled with joy and wonder. 

I say Disney Princesses are allowed to kick ass, whether it be tarantulas, lizards, or millipedes, so Melrick keeps his tiara.  

@WillowDarkling Stay safe in those 267K temperatures! (Sounds warmer already?)

Holy fuck! At those temps I’d build the fucking Wicker Man in the living room! And I won’t complain about our -7°C (that’s 19°F for those who are Celsius-challenged ) 
I’ll send what warm thoughts I have to you, love.

Perfect. I concur with the above speaker   

I say Disney Princesses are allowed to kick ass, whether it be tarantulas, lizards, or millipedes, so Melrick keeps his tiara.  

You’ll want to build the Wicker Man near your house to help keep the heating bill down.

My bad, left the freezer door open…

Both the lizard and millipede fought hard for their lives, but they didn’t reckon with someone as stubborn as me.  And millipedes that large do not go down easy, let me tell you!  If it could have given me the finger, it would have.

I’m beginning to wonder if that makes Melrick a Disney Villain then, or if the lizard and millipede are still enough to keep his Disney Princess status   

Exactly.  It didn’t stay outside before you flattened it.  So, why would it stay outside without a little “help.”

Yep, the tarantula became friends with my shoe.  Screw putting it outside.

But Melrick obviously didn’t want to be friends since he implied that he stomped that tarantula to death 

Don’t worry, that tarantula just wants to be friends! 

Actually, if the shoe fits, you really need to shake it out before putting it on; in case either the lizard or worse yet the tarantula decided to find someplace quiet to take a nap.

When it comes down to it, only you know what’s the best decision for you. If your friend can guarantee you’ll be on third shift with him, so you can get a ride home, and if you think you can handle the pace of the work, then you might be happier at Amazon.
The thing is, employers tend to take a dim view of people quitting and then looking to return because they found out the grass over at Amazon really wasn’t any greener than the grass at Wallyworld. It never hurts to have a Plan B in case you decide to make the move to Amazon, and it doesn’t work out for you.

Blessings of the Solstice to all, and let the fire burn through this night to welcome the return of the light at dawn.
 

Blessings of the Solstice to all

When it comes down to it, only you know what’s the best decision for you. If your friend can guarantee you’ll be on third shift with him, so you can get a ride home, and if you think you can handle the pace of the work, then you might be happier at Amazon.
The thing is, employers tend to take a dim view of people quitting and then looking to return because they found out the grass over at Amazon really wasn’t any greener than the grass at Wallyworld. It never hurts to have a Plan B in case you decide to make the move to Amazon, and it doesn’t work out for you.

Happy birthday, BW! Wishing you a warm winter. Unless you always have warm winters where you are, in which case I wish you a single snow shower for novelty’s sake.

Happy birthday to you!  I hope it was a good one. 

That’s always my definition of a good day, and uneventful one!

When it comes down to it, only you know what’s the best decision for you. If your friend can guarantee you’ll be on third shift with him, so you can get a ride home, and if you think you can handle the pace of the work, then you might be happier at Amazon.
The thing is, employers tend to take a dim view of people quitting and then looking to return because they found out the grass over at Amazon really wasn’t any greener than the grass at Wallyworld. It never hurts to have a Plan B in case you decide to make the move to Amazon, and it doesn’t work out for you.