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  1. There's nothing like a new puppy to remind me why I'm not having kids in my next life. I will, however, admit to taking great delight in waking Teengirl and making her walk HER puppy. :D

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    2. JayDee

      JayDee

      All of the above!

    3. BronxWench

      BronxWench

      And crouch on the kitchen counter, texting the evil draconic mother frantically because said puppy is nippy... :D

    4. DemonGoddess

      DemonGoddess

      hahahaha! And learn how to train the puppy with proper people manners!

  2. A very happy Mother's Day to all of us who are mothers, and to those of us who have mothers. :D

  3. Happy Easter! May the bunny be good to you! :D

    1. JayDee

      JayDee

      The bunny just heard about rabbit pie, and now it is Pissed. Leaving grenades instead of eggs!

    2. BronxWench

      BronxWench

      This has potential... :D

  4. Happy Passover to all who are celebrating this week!

  5. Westeros!

    1. DemonGoddess

      DemonGoddess

      This season's premiere REALLY started things moving

    2. WillowDarkling

      WillowDarkling

      SPOILERS!!!! *shussssh*

  6. VIKINGS!!!!

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    2. BronxWench

      BronxWench

      Probably not a bad precaution... :D

    3. Anesor

      Anesor

      Hide and leave the last mead out on the stoop.

    4. BronxWench

      BronxWench

      And then I can grab the one I want... excellent! ::rubs hands gleefully::

  7. Oh, what a surprise...it's snowing. Again. >.<

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    2. BronxWench

      BronxWench

      We're getting 3-5 inches today, another round of sleet, ice, and snow Wednesday, and then again over the weekend.

    3. BronxWench

      BronxWench

      Oh, rapture. We reached 8-10 inches today. ::headdesk::

    4. JayzinDuanne

      JayzinDuanne

      we got almost 2 feet on whatever day it was that it snowed so much haha

  8. I am heartily sick of winter. Please take it back now.

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    2. BronxWench

      BronxWench

      Got it. And I'll mind the garden statuary as well.

    3. BronxWench

      BronxWench

      AND 10-14 inches of snow by morning, and well below freezing. It's 13F now (that's -11C) and it feels like -4F (-20C). She's here.

    4. JayDee

      JayDee

      At least she's got a good deal on Turkish Delight imports!

  9. Don't you hate it when someone lands a plane on the highway? Honestly, it's not like I'm hogging their air space.

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    2. pittwitch
    3. magicmau5

      magicmau5

      Get ready for the drones from Pizza Hut.

    4. BronxWench

      BronxWench

      Fortunately, the pilot and both passengers walked away, but honestly, the Major Deegan Expressway is a poor airfield.

  10. Happy Thanksgiving to all who are celebrating today! :D

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    2. Cuzosu

      Cuzosu

      I hope your Thanksgiving was fun!

    3. phoeyay

      phoeyay

      hope yours was good too my sweet! I was actually rather close by to you (in Brooklyn) for the holiday

    4. BronxWench

      BronxWench

      You were?? :D I hope it was a good day for you. We had a lovely day! :D

  11. A very happy birthday to the amazing DemonGoddess061

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    2. DemonGoddess

      DemonGoddess

      is going to overdose on CHOCOLATE! heeee. thank you!

    3. phoeyay

      phoeyay

      YAY, happy birthday DG! :D

    4. GeorgeGlass

      GeorgeGlass

      "Overdose on chocolate" implies that it is possible to have too much. Let us know if that's true. :) And happy BD.

  12. The daft bugger and I have been married for 21 years today. Imagine that! :D

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    2. BronxWench

      BronxWench

      Thank you, everyone! 21 years, and we're still talking. It's astonishing! :D

      Melrick, I haven't actually killed him yet, but I really think I'd get off with time served if I did. :P

    3. phoeyay

      phoeyay

      Yay! Congrats to you both :)

    4. BronxWench
  13. My daughter started college today! I'm not sure if I'm bursting with pride or feeling suddenly old...

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    2. Danyealle

      Danyealle

      Both LOL comes with the territory! But you have every right to be a proud mama cause that means you did it right and she's going the right direction.

    3. JayDee

      JayDee

      How about bursting with old pride? Oldies are allowed to compromise! :)

    4. BronxWench

      BronxWench

      LMAO! Thanks, everyone! I'll ride the skateboard of pride and buy an OLD wine. :D

  14. My novella is out! :D

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    2. BronxWench

      BronxWench

      Thanks, Melrick! :D

    3. RogueMudblood

      RogueMudblood

      Stop pinching yourself or at the next faculty soiree your husband takes you to, the other staff will start to wonder things. Like whether he read 50 Shades. ;)

      Seriously, hun - kudos!

    4. BronxWench

      BronxWench

      Thanks, Rogue! I'll need to avoid sleeveless for a bit! :D

  15. Had a wonderful time at RennFaire yesterday. I wish I could spend a week there instead of just one day, but maybe I'll go back one more time this year.

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    2. BronxWench

      BronxWench

      Honestly, it's worth it for the day spent outside my normal reality. :D

    3. Anesor

      Anesor

      any great pictures? :D

    4. Kurahieiritr

      Kurahieiritr

      Awesome that you got to enjoy the shows. :) I hope you got lots of great pretties to always rememer your fun day out. :)

  16. Three days of jury duty, followed by a dead computer. Coincidence? Hmm...I could take a page from my sister in law and dream up a wild conspiracy. Oohh, plunnie!

    1. Anesor

      Anesor

      Okay, I'll bite the chocolate plunnie: why would a jury duty conspiracy want your computer dead?

    2. BronxWench

      BronxWench

      ::whispers:: Beats me, but I enjoy poking conspiracy theorists. :D

    3. Kurahieiritr

      Kurahieiritr

      Now don't poke them too hard, my dear. They might explode really loudly and burst your ear drums from all the hot air releasing all at once. Not to mention the collateral damage of the wind storm of paranoia getting unleashed upon the hapless masses. *Evil Witch Cackles* :)

  17. Jury duty is mindnumbing. Curse my sense of civic duty...

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    2. RogueMudblood

      RogueMudblood

      I'd be afraid to write in one of those situations, only because I'd be afraid my characters would start taking on the traits of the idiots in front of me.

    3. BronxWench

      BronxWench

      I have survived Day 2... :D

    4. Kurahieiritr

      Kurahieiritr

      Congrats. Do they actually plan on having you come back for a third day? Wowsers!

  18. And I now have a high school graduate. Way to go, Teengirl! :D

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    2. BronxWench

      BronxWench

      Thank you all! It feels odd to be the parent of a soon-to-be college freshman, when I'm still pretty sure that I only had her a few years ago... :D (Look! De Nile! :P)

    3. Kurahieiritr

      Kurahieiritr

      I hear you. My youngest is now drinking age. :( I swear I was changing his diapers a few weeks ago. :) Kids sure do grow up fast. . . Don't they?

    4. JayDee

      JayDee

      Congrats to her!

  19. And it's time to put my nose to the grindstone. My editor has spoken...

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    2. BronxWench

      BronxWench

      Perfect! Tell them to get ready to peel... ::rubs hands gleefully::

    3. DemonsAngel

      DemonsAngel

      Daamn...now that's motivation.

    4. pittwitch

      pittwitch

      I'm sure you will be fine!

  20. Signed the contract with Torquere Press. Now I get a day of two of euphoria before the editor brings me back down to reality! :D

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    2. BronxWench

      BronxWench

      Thanks, Kera! :D

    3. RogueMudblood

      RogueMudblood

      *places one of pittwitch's sparkly tiara's on your head and leads you over to the merry band of elves that wish to -personally- congratulate you*

    4. BronxWench

      BronxWench

      This could take a while... Thank you, Rogue! :D

  21. Happy birthday, Melrick! :D

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    2. Melrick

      Melrick

      Thanks. :-) I had a nice day, and the weather turned pleasant just in time.

    3. Danyealle

      Danyealle

      Happy Birthday, Melrick

    4. Melrick
  22. I'm still waiting for spring. It would be nice if it lasted for more than two days this year, but I'm sure we'll segue right into summer like we always do. ::sigh::

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    2. Anesor

      Anesor

      Here, I think we're making up for a serious lack of snow all winter with a serious lack of warm too. I wish that meant it would be a less humid and AC requiring this summer.

    3. botticelliangel
    4. BronxWench

      BronxWench

      I like summer, don't get me wrong, but I miss spring. The only season I'd give a miss to is winter, really.

  23. Thirteen bloody inches of snow in my area.

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    2. BronxWench

      BronxWench

      Actually, it was from kagome2526, who begged for snow and is now paying the price... ::grins evilly::

    3. kagome26isawsome

      kagome26isawsome

      i really didnt mean to do it!! ugh

    4. hath-a-applecore2

      hath-a-applecore2

      Lol. How's the snow situation now? Any better, I hope? =D

  24. Death and taxes... I'll take death!

    1. pittwitch
    2. Anesor

      Anesor

      And just think, death happens only once

  25. Ugh. Snow.

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    2. BronxWench

      BronxWench

      LOL--you say that like you mean it... :D

    3. RogueMudblood

      RogueMudblood

      I do! I'd love some snow!

    4. BronxWench

      BronxWench

      We're having another dusting tonight, and again tomorrow. Just enough to piss me off and make me have to brush off the car...

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