WillowDarkling

You are all younger than springtime, my darlings!  

Sure, I’m 21 too, once I get the court to sign off...um, correcting my birth certificate to reflect my desired age.  Anybody got a spare tube of time-reversal cream I can use to get nature to reflect my desires?

Thank you all! I went to the seaside and went on a steam train, and went to a zoo where a cockatoo said ‘hello’ to me to see how many times I would say ‘hello’ back.
(((squishy hugs)))
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I’m… um… twenty-one!!! 
 

Happy birthday! I hope a good year lies ahead of you.

I’ve already wished her a happy birthday, of course, but I’ll wish her a very happy birthday here, as well. 
She’s not at home at the moment.  She will be late today but might be going straight to bed when she gets in, but I’ll be sure to tell her that she’s been wished a happy birthday here. 

Happy Birthday @pippychick.  

Related (from FB), two ladies in a kitchen
Lady 1> Where’s your husband?
Lady 2> In the garden
Lady 1> I didn’t see him
Lady 2> You need to dig a little

So, you’d say you’d stand out in AZ if you started a garden featuring endangered plants?

Aw, here in AZ you have to make do with the desert or the long list of abandoned mines.

Next up, a botanical festival celebrating the endangered species!

Ok, I’m taking notes…

Ok, I’m taking notes…

Poison ivy is also a valid choice. Although personally, I prefer sacred burial grounds: People almost never dig them up, and when they do, they expect to find a body.

Or bury it under the roses. They love a good dead body.  

Knock yourself out, @InvidiaRed! I told him I’m stealing it, too, so he’s been warned. @WillowDarkling and @BronxWench he is a hoot, let me tell you that! I’ve gotten some real tongue-choking jokes from him in our eleven years but Schrodinger’s bi may just top them.
Earlier this week, I complained about finding inch-worms destroying my plants. His response? Paraphrased, “I hate inchworms. They need to learn some assertiveness instead of always inching around like they’re expecting to get stepped on.” I. Just. About. Died.

That guy is definitely a keeper!  Schrodinger’s bi, indeed.

That’s why I like having Google Docs on my phone. I can just dictate that line into the phone and go to sleep. (What the phone does after that is its own business.)

Here’s the reason for this post: https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/15592645/filipino-snake-man-dies-cobra-bit-tongue/

Depends on how self-restrained you expect the cobra to be.

So a quick smooch is okay?

And now you have to keep on writing!  

That guy is definitely a keeper!  Schrodinger’s bi, indeed.

That guy is definitely a keeper!  Schrodinger’s bi, indeed.