InvidiaRed

The streets will run slick with entrails.
For the glory of the eternally hungry wyrm demands the blood and organs of your enemies for its cocoon. 
 

Please, I can only get so aroused.

The streets will run slick with entrails.
For the glory of the eternally hungry wyrm demands the blood and organs of your enemies for its cocoon. 
 

@InvidiaRed I’m rooting for The Very Hungry Caterpillar, myself.

A bit simplistic but to be fair. The argument could be made that the only reason it was is fanservicy is that between the numerous invasions, plagues etc. etc.
Is that the honest interpretations and the relatively prudish(by ancient standards) tellers all perished and the hedonistic perverts were the ones who survived since they tended to have large families.(The irony is the Zeus might actually be happily committed to his wife. Its just one pervert decided way back when. nope Zeus porks everything.Hell for all we know we could be misattributing his overt fondness for fornication to Zeus) Its also worth noting that archeologists being the freaking prudes they were tended to outright destroy any notions to the contrary. (since they castrated Egyptian statues that showed a phallus) Defacing and erasing the many surviving homoerotic encounters between heroes( We do know Heracles had male lovers through literary references) To say nothing of the demonization by the clergy who didn’t want sexuality to be open and they were the ones who wrote things down.
Kinda like our preconceptions of the Victorian Era is all distorted and wrong. We see them all uptight and rigid when they were doing things behind closed doors that would make even us blush. The pearl clutchers of that era eagerly destroyed anything vaguely pornographic)
Information decay and all that.
So the only true way to know the truth is to somehow go back in time. Or find a way to witness history assassin creed style.

Personally, my money on the next true religion is that after everything is said and done.
A dog-eared badly damaged book they decide morality from will be
harry potter. Or game of thrones.

I feel AFF should rush out a statement of policy on Female-Presenting Nipples.
Possibly something like “We’ve heard of them, but they’re almost entirely unknown in the Harry Potter fandom.”

Personally, my money on the next true religion is that after everything is said and done.
A dog-eared badly damaged book they decide morality from will be
harry potter. Or game of thrones.

A bit simplistic but to be fair. The argument could be made that the only reason it was is fanservicy is that between the numerous invasions, plagues etc. etc.
Is that the honest interpretations and the relatively prudish(by ancient standards) tellers all perished and the hedonistic perverts were the ones who survived since they tended to have large families.(The irony is the Zeus might actually be happily committed to his wife. Its just one pervert decided way back when. nope Zeus porks everything.Hell for all we know we could be misattributing his overt fondness for fornication to Zeus) Its also worth noting that archeologists being the freaking prudes they were tended to outright destroy any notions to the contrary. (since they castrated Egyptian statues that showed a phallus) Defacing and erasing the many surviving homoerotic encounters between heroes( We do know Heracles had male lovers through literary references) To say nothing of the demonization by the clergy who didn’t want sexuality to be open and they were the ones who wrote things down.
Kinda like our preconceptions of the Victorian Era is all distorted and wrong. We see them all uptight and rigid when they were doing things behind closed doors that would make even us blush. The pearl clutchers of that era eagerly destroyed anything vaguely pornographic)
Information decay and all that.
So the only true way to know the truth is to somehow go back in time. Or find a way to witness history assassin creed style.

Also, don’t forget
Tumblr committed suicide so it might not be quiet for long even with Christmas coming up.

Also, don’t forget
Tumblr committed suicide so it might not be quiet for long even with Christmas coming up.

“Furries! 1000s of them! Only Slippy is safe!”

The good news washer cost under 600 for a 7 year warranty but we had to purchase the hoses separately.

Haaaaa…. I know that feel. I was the de-facto manager for almost two years before my boss was willing to provide the title officially…. because as long as they don’t give you the title, you don’t command the pay. Your job sounds like it is full of a-holes, too. Screw them.

@GeorgeGlass If Siri was that considerate, I would buy a friggin iphone

As long as she’s reading them because you asked her to. I’m assuming you weren’t just driving to work one day and she piped up with, “While you are in transit, here is some pornography I believe you would enjoy.” 

“Only limited information has survived the wars. We know they had a cannibalistic cult where they consumed the body and blood of a messiah figure.”

An ad stealth merged with my screen when I was looking at the status updates, so all I saw was:

“So my parent’s washer exploded. 
Its not funny… Its hilarious. I’m visiting and apparently, the chip
DQ Holiday Blizzards! “
So I clicked on expecting a totally different story. Now I’m hungry. 
 

Next up in InvidiaRed’s holiday story, a washer explosion.    (I’ll occasionally use real-life things to influence my stories.)

Full vampire is always fun.

thank you
Hadn’t considered mountains like that. Delightful space to hide the spoils and to found a harpy’s roost.
No one is gonna get the drop on you.

I could double down we do need the rain.
@DemonGoddess
What would you do in this particular situation?

What would you do? @BronxWench