InvidiaRed

I miss that series. Haha.
I don’t know if I have gotten the tone right for conquest right.

Lemme guess… AO3? They let you tag as freely as you want, with the end result that the tags become meaningless.

I’m beginning to think you and winter just don’t get along. Jesus Christ, stop almost dying dude. 

The job of the blurb is to get a potential reader to say, “Hey… hmmm...” and to look at the book’s summary—that one to two paragraph bit from the flyleaf or back of the book that clinches the sale.
Your blurb got me interested enough to look at a summary (when you have one, of course!). I’d say it did its job, right there. 

I think I’m getting closer. Now i’m worrying. Cause like its about Lorain but its not all in his perspective and just I’m over here like

I think I’m getting closer. Now i’m worrying. Cause like its about Lorain but its not all in his perspective and just I’m over here like

How’s this.
On his father’s bicentennial Lorain flees the capital only to wind up in Moorcairn. An accursed place not even the scarlet emperor could conquer.  
For in Moorcairn death is not a finite end. 

Found that post!
 

Blurbs and summaries are everyone’s Kryptonite. I always apologize to my hapless editor whenever I have to write one. 

@Jaydee didn’t you say something similar to
want to read the perfect story?
Well read this piece of shit in the meantime. Lol.

@Jaydee didn’t you say something similar to
want to read the perfect story?
Well read this piece of shit in the meantime. Lol.

Sometimes @JayDee I’m like 80% sure you’re a supervillain.

Your unique touch is certainly something.
I’m just gonna jump into the brain bleach pool real quick.

Your unique touch is certainly something.
I’m just gonna jump into the brain bleach pool real quick.

Congratulations on your first step!

We don’t have extra strength on hand.
We apologize for the inconvenience.

If we’ve run out, it might be because some of my readers were hogging it again.

We don’t have extra strength on hand.
We apologize for the inconvenience.

And thus the mutual bean flicking commenced
The exchange of fluids thus of sexual congress done
And how of one penetration til the rising sun one with joy wept
and one with sore hands and overworked jaw sighed
content in her conquest.

*banjos play softly in the distance.*

I’m convinced y’all are  all elves or some other longlived immortals.

It is.

There’s a list of agencies for folks outside the USA too – 
https://www.isbn-international.org/agencies
 

*banjos play softly in the distance.*

*banjos play softly in the distance.*