InvidiaRed

Don’t despair first and foremost. Rejection sucks but when all else fails you might have to end up doing it yourself.

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Don’t despair first and foremost. Rejection sucks but when all else fails you might have to end up doing it yourself.

“You failed”
He bristled but getting his assbeat seven ways to sunday had mellowed this loss. To be fair, who expected an unwashed illiterate apostate peasant from the middle of bum fuck nowhere.
To be possibly the hero of legend?
“I won’t fail again.” He muttered angry at himself more than anything.
The emperor laughed softly for a moment.
“ You had your chance and that’s why I’m sending my incredibly well equipped, masterfully trained in cooperation elite units to deal with them. This world isn’t going to conquer itself and its just not worth it to lose a subordinate sending you after someone who through luck or what have you bested you. They’ll have confidence having beat you once. And this is why I’m the world conquering emperor.”
“Besides you look so pent up.”
The cursed tax collector gasped as the emperor’s hand expertly found its way down his trousers.
“Oh lord.” He cried.
And the emperor replied with a momentary painful clutch.
“Your Imperial Majesty.” The emperor corrected.

Work for Black Hand, you got a Black Hand Job!

Idk if it has been done. A villian that keep their minion’s morale up by jacking them off.

That’s why villains who jack off their minions are more popular on AFF.

Well, looks like it’s Thursday on AFF...

In The Dresden Files Odin and Santa are different aspects of the same guy, and I just thought it was a cool thing to do when I read it, but now I figure Jim Butcher was playing off that old myth!
 

Not saying he’s santa… But I am saying its exactly something Odin would do and explains why Santa knows who is naughty and who is nice.

Thank you! Honestly, I’m not all that bothered by getting older as long as I don’t act older.  

I need to be on here more.
Well, like the others, happy (even more belated) birthday, BronxWench!

Thank you! After a good night’s sleep, I think I can handle this getting older thing!  

I’m just gonna keep my head down and stay out of his latest fascination with bridge burning.
As far as I can discern. There isn’t a reason.

Sounds like the wisest course by far, especially if he’s in the habit of bridge burning.

I’m just gonna keep my head down and stay out of his latest fascination with bridge burning.
As far as I can discern. There isn’t a reason.

Seen this one! It’s a good skit. There’s been a few fanfics have done the concept seriously which may be more worrying.

Okay, just hear me out. Just in case of anything unexpected going down.
If you see the styx. Take a left and there should be a delightful beachouse. The password is “My soul belongs to Invidiared” If you see someone in a boat asking for payment you’ve  gone a tad too far. Also avoid the pomegranate pie

Okay, just hear me out. Just in case of anything unexpected going down.
If you see the styx. Take a left and there should be a delightful beachouse. The password is “My soul belongs to Invidiared” If you see someone in a boat asking for payment you’ve  gone a tad too far. Also avoid the pomegranate pie

I adore you all… just saying!

Okay, just hear me out. Just in case of anything unexpected going down.
If you see the styx. Take a left and there should be a delightful beachouse. The password is “My soul belongs to Invidiared” If you see someone in a boat asking for payment you’ve  gone a tad too far. Also avoid the pomegranate pie

I’ve always been partial to this one myself.

pets achy brain
Trust me, most of us don’t understand linguistics. We butcher our native tongues, and manage to learn grammar rules only for other languages.  

it is sadly the only holiday the store actually closes! if it wasnt for the stupid extra 15% discount we get for working wensday thru sunday, i would have called in. It sucks that on the holidays they give us 2 points for calling in. But i like my job (sometimes) and have been with them 4 years (dec 1st). plus this is the longest job ive ever had!