InvidiaRed

That and the new Mortal Kombat are two movies I’m really looking forward too. Won’t get to see ‘em soon, but I’ll hopefully not be disappointed when I do.

Idk if it has been done. A villian that keep their minion’s morale up by jacking them off.

Work for Black Hand, you got a Black Hand Job!

“You failed”

He bristled but getting his assbeat seven ways to sunday had mellowed this loss. To be fair, who expected an unwashed illiterate apostate peasant from the middle of bum fuck nowhere.

To be possibly the hero of legend?

“I won’t fail again.” He muttered angry at himself more than anything.

The emperor laughed softly for a moment.

“ You had your chance and that’s why I’m sending my incredibly well equipped, masterfully trained in cooperation elite units to deal with them. This world isn’t going to conquer itself and its just not worth it to lose a subordinate sending you after someone who through luck or what have you bested you. They’ll have confidence having beat you once. And this is why I’m the world conquering emperor.”

“Besides you look so pent up.”

The cursed tax collector gasped as the emperor’s hand expertly found its way down his trousers.

“Oh lord.” He cried.

And the emperor replied with a momentary painful clutch.

“Your Imperial Majesty.” The emperor corrected.

Weird as this is going to sound, I’m actually rather partial to Disturbed’s version.

And since I can’t figure out how to embed videos, I’m just going to have to hyperlink it.

At the very least, that’s going to start a few conversations.  I didn’t even know “creamcheese maker” was a profession.

More like a duty I was sorta but not quite forced into. I mean the manager means well but I actually like some of the customers and I’m not sure what to call his creation. There are people in the world who can more or less follow a recipe and still fail. so… yeah.

Pyro not mumbling just don’t sit right!

How about the fact we never get to fight the true antagonist of the series.

She succeeds no matter what we do because the announcer is the BBEG.

And we’ll probably never get the last part of the online comic. Helen’s had an hour left to live for years!